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Dick Manners

The act of being so polite when asking for sexual acts (sending or requesting nudes, invitations for sex etc.) it makes women regardless of sexual orientation want to jump in bed with you.
Example 1: Man: excuse me miss but my lovely girlfriend and i were wondering if youd like to sleep with us? now you dont have to do anything you dont want to but i would sincerely LOVE if you'd let me inside of you if you dont want to thats fine last thing i want is to make you uncomfortable

Woman: Oh wow your Dick Manners really threw me for a loop of course i will have sex with you and your girlfriend.

Example 2: Man: pardon me if i'm coming off too strong i just happen to find you very attractive. and i was wondering if you can possibly send me some for lack of a better word sexy photos. They don't have to be nude i just think you're beautiful and id like to see more of you. And if you dont mind id like to send you some photos showing how well endowed i am.

Woman: Oh my...you have Dick Manners....fuck the pictures ill just show you in person.
by LK422 August 29, 2013
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Mankey Mankers

Someone who wants to Wank a monkey
Mankey Mankers:

I really want to Mank something
by TheRandomGoose May 23, 2018
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fake manners

When someone says “please and thank you” in one sentence, usually in a condescending tone.
Customer: Can I have some water? Please and thank you.
Waiter: Sure, but only if you quit with that fake manners shit.
by Herobot April 7, 2020
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animal manners

jenny "ben blew his cig smoke in my face when i said hi."
robert "whoa,that guy's got animal manners."
by robert marshall p June 9, 2008
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mr.manders

Mr.Manders- *does the beaver face*
by farts of the pan January 13, 2014
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Manderstanding

When a joke/banter/lad-pact is put forward in social occasions that only men will understand or agree with, leaving all women present confused and usually disgusted
lad; I declare a game of 'danger rock-paps', the loser must agree to being branded with a lighter

Clunge; Im leaving

lad2; Agreed, true manderstanding.
by chilli9ti May 2, 2009
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manners makyth manboobs

Sydney Fecknical High Fool
by Fletcure September 18, 2003
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