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by I'm embarassed to say April 4, 2003
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Manitowoc

A town in Northeast Wisconsin where the unemployment rate sores, many stoners are very unhappy because they can not find weed unless they go to Milwaukee (see Milwaukee in Urban Dictionary) and gangsters, hicks, jocks, preps, stoners, and bad asses are the clicks. Most do not talk to each other.
Oh yes I forgot to mention, we can drink like the rest of Wisconsin, we do it all the time. When i say all of the time I don't mean every weekend, I mean everyday.
My graduation service ended at 2 on Friday the sixth 2008 in Manitowoc at Lincoln High School. I took off my tux, cracked open a beer, drove over to my friends house while drinking it. I was wasted by 5'o'clock. I stayed drunk until the proceeding Thursday...literally
by Kipchogie June 21, 2008
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manitee

Ugly, but friendly large woman who shoves anything in sight down her mouth and in her box. Flapjack or stretched pillow titties are a must.
I can't believe James hooked up with that manitee.
by Smoothie April 14, 2005
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Manist

Male version of Feminist who seeks equality with women where they currently predominate.
I am a midhusband and assist in childbirth. I am a proud manist and can do women's work just as well as they can .
by Philosopher Joe November 9, 2014
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Manistee

A victorian city located in northwest Michigan along the shore of Lake Michigan. Beautiful, pristine public beaches Most residents have lived there for generations. Friendships and family values are held in high esteem. 2 are high school 1 public, 1 private both provide fine educations. A place most people would be proud to call home
Manistee - A beautiful city located in northwest Michigan along the shore of Lake Michigan. Beautiful, pristine public beaches Most residents have lived there for generations. Friendships and family values are held in high esteem. 2 are high school 1 public, 1 private both provide fine educations. A place most people would be proud to call home
by ducky33 February 7, 2010
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Manity Fair

A grouping of barely talented athletes who are out to have fun as apposed to being a douche and acting like they are pros while trying way to hard to impress their not so good looking girlfriends.
Guy 1: Look at that team.
Guy 2: They're Manity Fair.
Guy 1: They suck!
Guy 2: Ya but they're cool dudes.
Guy 1: Oh.
by Master P Nut February 18, 2010
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Manitowoc Assist

When you get away with murder and/or commit a potentially bloody act without shedding a single drop of blood.
Bro, I totally got a Manitowoc Assist this weekend when I my arm was cut off, like all the way off and there should've been blood, EVERYWHERE, but I didn't leave any DNA behind. Zero blood. Zero DNA. Literally NONE. Everyone keeps saying, wait, your arm was cut ALL THE WAY OFF and there's not blood?! You got a Manitowoc Assist.
by Lil Big Stuff April 22, 2016
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