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mald

Mald is a combination of words mad and bald. Being mald/malding is a situation when you're so unnaturally mad it, figuratively speaking, makes you lose hair to a point where you become bald. It's usually used on the internet, especially on Twitch and in gamer communities.

- For older people, I'd compare it to common folk saying: "Stress makes your hair grey"

Some studies showed a link between hair loss or being bald and anger issues so it's also used when a regular bald person is normally angry.
I hate this fucking RNG... it's making me mald!
by You sure bro? September 17, 2021
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when you're mad and you're balding
"man I'm malding"
"haha nerd"
by throwawaygh June 24, 2021
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Malding

The act of being angry while simultaneously experiencing hair loss.

The word "Malding" stems from the two English words mad, and balding.
"You're malding!"
"Check out this guy! He is malding hardcore!"
"♪ Malding malding malding, keep that malding malding ♪"
by Sacculish July 2, 2021
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mald

when someone is super mad about something irrelevant or super mad about a video game
tyler gaming official: leave right now ur so bad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kapital gaming official: malding lol
by kapgaming July 6, 2021
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when a person (often in a videogame) is made fun of for raging they are malding which is a combo of mad and balding.
"HAHA you loser, KEEP MALDING"
by Miss's Phalanges August 24, 2022
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Mald

Something that happens when somebody gets so mad they start balding
Rachael: You’re built like a mushroom

Johnny: *starts malding*
by Depression :D April 28, 2022
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Mald

Someone who is an asshole to their friends, particularly who is mad and bad. Also refers to someone who is mad and bald, but that is the literal definition and not the used definition
Look at him, he’s fuming to the brim! He must be malding right now
by gigantyczny czad May 3, 2022
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