malding

when you’re so mad you start balding

holy shit i’m malding rn, i hate comp. there’s so many sweats

by rakoexe January 29, 2023

Maldness

A term coined by the chat of the Twitch streamer Forsen describing the process of getting worse at video games the older you become. It is a combination of the words "bad", "mad" and "bald".

MALDNESS PepeLaugh :point_right: :chart_with_upwards_trend:

by MrSam007 June 09, 2019

Mald Burger

When you have no response to someone projecting their anger onto you.

"I HATE HOW EVERYTIME I LOOSE IN TRIVIA CRACK THE GAME REMINDS ME HOW ABSOLUTELY DOG SH*T STUPID I AM BY THE MILLIONS OF ADS IT FORCEFULLY SHOVES IN MY FACE WHEN I GET A QUESTION WRONG"

....

"Mald burger.... 👀 "

by Drnkn August 04, 2022

Malded

The feeling of wasting someone’s time, even though you aren’t.

"I feel malded right now, am I wasting time?"
Or
"They felt mald, they were concerned of wasting others time"

by Ralsei <3 November 13, 2021

Malde

Malde will typically be a tall and shy person. He will seem like a jerk the first 5 months you know him, but afterwards his personality will have infected you like a multiresistant disease. Malde typically suffers from scizophrenia and maybe other psychological diseases.

Junkie: That guy seems weird
other junkie: Yeah he's probably a Malde
Junkie: *nods understandingly*

by Xatnich March 05, 2018

Mald

To mald is to get so incredibly enraged that your hair falls out. It is commonly used among the Twitch community.

Xqc is malding hard right now.

by Johnathon F. Doeterary March 06, 2023

Mald

To be so mad you bald, like instead of telling someone to "stay mad" just say "Mald"

John: DUDE! WHAT THE HELL! YOU'RE HACKING!
Mark: Mald

by pedudant March 07, 2022