Mackage

The noun form of the verb to mack, ie. hit on chicks, or the scalar (measurable) quantity thereof. The standard unit of macking is Neils (after Neil Patrick Harris' epitome of macking in his portrayal of Barney Stinson in HIMYM) and the imperial unit is Don Juans.

That girl is going to need some serious mackage before she loosens up.

by mack_in_training December 10, 2009

Macerate

The process by which a person orgasms due to someone or something that occurs around them (usually not sexual but can be). This tends to occur on the more serious and professional side of orgasms. Not to be confused with masturbation.

As soon as Rebecca heard the satisfying sound, she ran home and macerated

by BigDickVik March 12, 2018

mackhard

Own yourself; the essence of self-confidence.

If you mackhard, you will exude an undeniably dapper aura.

by Mr. Mackhard May 30, 2018

Mackrel

a very similar game to door knob. after someone farts, they have to say safety. if this magical word is not uttered and another person shouts 'Mackrel', then the farter must run to the sea and swim to touch a mackrel.

this word has been introduced as a replacement for door knob as the door knob game has escaladed to become too famous a game that it is no longer interesting. therefore, now if someone is unfortunate enough to be caught short and does not utter the word safety before someone says mackrel, then they are truely and utterly fucked! :D

Henry: (Parp) Ahhhhh that felt good. :)

Oli: Oh yeah??? MACKREL!!!

Henry: Oh fuck me. This isnt good.

Oli: (pound pound pound!)

Ed: hey guys what's going on?

Oli: I got Henry on Mackrel!

Ed: ...

COOL!!!!

(pound pound pound)


*10 years later*

(somewhere in the middle of the atlantic ocean)

Henry: I got it!!!! I touched a mackrel!!!

Oli: Well done... ^o)

Henry: (parp)

Oli: Mackrel!

Henry: Fuck!

Oli: (pound pound pound)

Henry: (bang)

Oli: Oh! he appears to have shot and killed himself... oh dear!

by Ting Tong Tinkabong October 16, 2008

Macrae

If you happen to meat a Macrae you are lucky. Macrae is a very loving person and can be the most caring person you have met. Macrae is adorbale and silly he has a smile that lights up the world and we bring you so much joy. He is a hardworking and tough person that is determined and knows what they’re doing. Macrae will love you till his last breath. You are especially lucky if you are dating a Macrae they will make you feel like the most loved girl in the world. He is a very athletic and strong person mentally and physically. Macrae makes you feel like you’re enough.

I suggest you have a friend like Macrae.

Macrae is a loving person.

by haylee tripp November 12, 2020

Mackage

In close association with macking, recieving/performing sexual acts, usually only referred to when drunk or at a party, or the day after.

"There with be lots of mackage going on tonight"

"Was there any mackage?"

by Colleen September 8, 2004

macrap

Macrap is poorly designed artwork that often includes, but is not limited too:

* wordart. (example: rainbow effect type on a beveled curve)
* stretched typefaces
* pixelated imagery...72 dpi is good for web, not for print.
* stretched imagery...hit the shift key, it's not hard!
* misspellings

Macrap is something everyone has been subjected to seeing. It can be seen everywhere from fliers on bulletin boards, posters for concerts, emailed brochures, to tv commercials...now, you know what to call it.

Basic rule of thumb...just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

That poster with really pixelated imagery and rainbow colored font on a bevel curve is macrap.

by muddypebbles April 14, 2009