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Lumpenprofessoriate

An over-educated, under-paid, part-time intellectual laborer, who typically works over-time for sub-standard wages with no job security and no professional future.
Welcome to the university. I am your "Professor". I will be in my shared office on Tuesdays. The rest of the week I am working at the bicycle shop. I have to do that to live inside this winter due to the fact that I am an exploited member of the of the excess intellectual labor pool of the lumpenprofessoriate.
by Bikephreak November 2, 2011
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limpdicking

The art of a man controlling ones inner body to maintain a limp dick and then proceeding to have intercourse with a female by inserting said limp dick and ball sack into the womens vagina.
Hey man I heard you were limpdicking maria yesterday?

Yah im fucking awesome.
by Trevor Smutts June 17, 2013
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lump your head

punch someone in the face if they dont be quiet, title of a hollywood undead song
person 1: -rambling about dumb stuff-

person 2: bro ill lump your head if u dont shut up
by dickbutt369 May 15, 2019
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Lumpatious

Lumpatious is a way of showing anger like why go you have to be Soo annoying
"Why go you have to be Soo lumpatious !"
by Aestheticgurl78 August 23, 2020
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lump in the throat

That overwhelming feeling u get when you are hit wit such emotion, that u almost want to cry, but cant seem to get anything out because of a lump in your throat,
"Because his wife left him after four years, he woke up from his dreams, full of so much sadness, yet, he was unable to cry cause of this lump in the throat."
by Spicca March 18, 2014
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Mystery Lumps

The small pieces of indeterminate origin that have found their way into chip shop curry sauce. They may look horrible but are damn tasty.
Customer: What are these floating bits in my curry sauce?
Chippy owner: What...those? Why young sir...those are mystery lumps!
by Milky655 April 21, 2010
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lumpster

lumpster can also be used affectionately as a nickname as an alternative to lumpy
One friend says to the other "Hey Lumpster, don't you have a graphic design project due tomorrow?"
by Lumpster December 13, 2004
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