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lonermous

when an inanimate object is lonely or without a friend.
Sian: Is that your bag over there?...it is looking like it's being lonermous...

Eve: oh my gollygosh..your right??..shall i put my other bag next to it so that it isn't lonermous anymore?...

Sian: that is a spiffing idea!
by loneritousannoymeus July 5, 2011
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loiner

obscure label for a native of Leeds, England
a loiner, geordie and brummie walk into a bar.
only the loiner left alive.
by stotty June 1, 2006
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loner

There are three types of loners:
1. A person who doesn't know how to connect with others, verbally, or physically, even though they may want to. This is either due to lack of skills, mental social deficiency, or anxiety. The causes of which are myriad.
2. A person who does know how to connect with others, but chooses not to because they view people as either victims or prey. A predator usually operates best alone in the human environment.
3. A person who knows how to connect with others, but others do not know how to reciprocate. This type of person is usually very gifted intellectually and they understand and even take for granted many concepts,social que's,and knowledge as being "common" and "understood." This accelerated comprehension is beyond the others ability to keep pace and scope, so they lose interest. The "loner" here is not attempting to be offputting, they are simple comprehending the world through their mind, as the other is through their mind. Neither is wrong, or even better. It is simply a matter of their being fewer highly intelligent people, therefore making it difficult for them to connect with others. This type of loner is the saddest, because they have so much to offer, but no one can hear them.
Example of 1. A quiet lady who comes into a bar alone, sits down and orders a drink. She allows others to talk to her, but doesn't know what, when or how to say what they want to express. Unclearness regarding the boundaries and potential reactions of the other is at the root of the silence.
Example of 2. A quiet male enters a bar and sits innocuously in the corner, with a low profile and makes no attempt to stand out in any way. They usually pick a strategically advantageous place to watch and listen to the goings on others. He will be seen regularly and will be known as very polite, quiet and easygoing. He identifies targets based on whatever is driving his predatory instinct. He then begins to work on a plan to carry out his attack. They are often the last person anyone would suspect, they have no friends, and they don't talk about themselves at all, beyond the cursory, which is why these types are so very difficult for law enforcement to catch.
Example 3. A man comes into a bar, he smiles and readily strikes up conversations with others. Within a few minutes the other begins to feel a sense of being "lost" in the conversation. There is a feeling of disconnect. Within a few more minutes the man is left to himself. This cycle will repeat itself unless he becomes intoxicated, then much of the intellect is short circuited and some connectivity can occur. This type of person can eventually become a type 1 loner because they are at a loss of exactly how to socially communicate more effectively, and so lose interest. Ironically this is due to the difficulty of it. A loose analogy would be how adult people lose interest in talking to children about adult topics and more often vice-versa. The IQ distance can be as great as a five year old talking to a twenty something, except everyone in this situation, everyone is an adult.
by eloopmas October 21, 2007
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Lonerly

When surrounded by large groups of friends or family members, the desire to be alone.
This party is making me so uncomfortable. I know way too many people here. I am lonerly.
by Green_Man54 March 2, 2011
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loaner

What one might incorrectly spell the commonly used term "loner" ;)
Hey dumbass, you there's no "a" in "loner!" Unless you wanna loan me some money you loaner
by Skatterplot April 16, 2013
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Lorenry

A field of study that has its roots in the ancient discipline of acquiring skills that make one extremely awesome and incomparable to others.

Students of Lorenry typically gain expertise in the areas of being good-looking and funny to the point of cracking yo ass up. They also become adept at handiwork (especially tearing things apart and putting them back together), hanging drywall, and plowing roads. The highest levels of achievement in Lorenry are reserved to those students who excel in graphic design while singing ol' school country songs and macdaddyin' the ladies.

When all levels of Lorenry are achieved, the student can go beas mode hyphy just about anywhere at anytime.
I'ma school that boy in Lorenry until he is so skilled in bein good lookin and handy that he's the blingiest of the bling--A drywall hangin, road-plowin, country-singin dope ass dude--The hyphyiest you ever seen.
by skittlybittly April 22, 2010
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loner-boner

An erection that occurs when standing on your own. These are entirely random.
The horse standing alone in the middle of the field had a giant loner-boner.
by i get bored sometimes. October 3, 2009
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