the moment in between taking a shit and wiping, when you're completely unable to do anything besides sit there helplessly
Nick: "I was about to go on a date with this girl but I had the sudden urge to take a shit the last minute and I was toilet locked for like 45 minutes"
George: "Wow, that is so not poggers"
George: "Wow, that is so not poggers"
by Achilleas Sym December 21, 2020
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A woman who is so picky that she rejects almost all men.
She is so picky that she will reject someone if the wind is not blowing just right.
Some estimate that it includes as much as 90% or more of all women.
She is so picky that she will reject someone if the wind is not blowing just right.
Some estimate that it includes as much as 90% or more of all women.
by Deep Blue 2012 August 12, 2009
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Get the Locked in mug.When you want to get divorced, but you are to poor to afford a divorce and two households, so you stay married.
You no longer have sexual relations with your spouse and are not allowed, because you are married, to have sex with someone else. You are wed locked.
You no longer have sexual relations with your spouse and are not allowed, because you are married, to have sex with someone else. You are wed locked.
by Annbiguous June 6, 2009
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by TheKidsThatDoWork April 23, 2009
Get the labia locked mug.When a woman tricks a man into getting herself pregnant on purpose, for the soul solution of never being dumped by the man, who is then on "Baby Locked" and committed.
"Hey did you hear what Robyn has done to James? She's got the poor sucker Baby Locked."
"Aaah man that sucks, guess we won't be seeing much of him out anymore"
"Aaah man that sucks, guess we won't be seeing much of him out anymore"
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