Loaded Baked Potato

A jawn. She bad asf. She got a nigga. But he don’t kno she fwy...SUPRISE MF ! She yours now

I got me a loaded baked potato bruh, look at shorty..

by xXLowerCaseXx May 23, 2018

loaded piece of toast

Something so absurd, it can't possibly be true.

"That's a really loaded piece of toast! You know what I mean? laughter I mean, you have to laugh at a certain point because it's just ridiculous." - Meghan, Duchess of Sussex on the British tabloids misrepresenting her relationship with the British royal family.

by t_ray March 8, 2021

Loaded Gun

when the balls are full/load and are ready to ejaculate

Boy 1 : oh man,my balls hurts
Boy 2 : just go to the bathroom and do what you should do with that loaded gun

by RavenHope August 15, 2015

loaded phrase

a seemingly innocent phrase or sentence that has a sexual double entendre

bob: do you like hard pretzels or soft pretzels better?
sarah: i like 'em hard
bob: i bet you do...

joe: i like the way the loaded phrases roll off your tongue
bob: your tongue must be very skilled...

by G.G. July 11, 2007

loaded up

A man's rear end filled with seminal fluid after gay sex.

I just got loaded up. Do you want to cum add yours to my hole?

by BigHotChuck September 4, 2017

Loaded Cart

When you get a load of cum shot in your anus; then hours later you fart nothing but cum.

I fell asleep after sex and totally dropped a loaded cart in my panties.

by Bloodstaingirl May 12, 2016

loaded and corroded

1. Another over-long way of saying "drunk."
2. The term for when the baseball team you dislike has a man on each base (or "bases loaded.") Popular in the late sixties/early seventies in northern New Jersey; may have been used in other areas.

1. benny-"man, did you see that douchebag at the club last night? falling down drunk again! that boy was sure loaded."
denny-"yeah, and he got that way on zima!! that means he was loaded and corroded.!!"

2. When the Atlanta Braves or New York Yankees have a runner at each base, you can honestly say the bases are loaded and corroded.

by earpuller November 6, 2007