jizz list

all of the women that a guy has had sexual relations with -any type of sex, be it traditional intercourse, oral, anal, and even kinky stuff which provides sexual arousal and gratification (such as footjob, titty fucking etc.)

"if you include the handjob that Susie gave me when we were in the 5th grade, and the pantyhose rubdown that Glenda gave me last night, I'd say my jizz list has to be over the 30 mark by now."

by Robbie December 20, 2005

lisztomania

someone who listens to music like all the mf time like it's their only escape tbh quite concerning.
this is NOT a cry for help.

bro.. you're a lisztomaniac? that's kinda sus bro tbh you depressed?

by anonymoussexy69 February 16, 2021

Liszt

~~~

he is a hungarian composer whos name actually means flour in hungarian
he is octopus

Liszt is cool
and
Andro is cool too :)

by AndroLiszt August 26, 2021

secondhand listening

When you hear everything that is said nearby, but you really don’t want to.

I learned all about what it means to be an adult while secondhand listening to drunk people at our backyard pool parties outside my bedroom window on school nights.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 26, 2019

wake up lieutenant

A phrase used to wake up your drunken human sidekick after you have returned from the dead yet again.

Connor: "Wake up Lieutenant!" *slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap*

by 28StabWounds February 9, 2019

removed from the baked goods list

To be “removed from the baked goods list” is to be “cancelled”.

“Ugh, I can’t believe Lisa backed out of the lease and screwed over her roommates. She’s SO removed from the baked goods list. There’s no way she’s gonna get to eat my delicious cupcakes again”.

by lowkeylol January 12, 2021

On The List

What you say to “low-key” tell someone that someone else (or you) is on the sex offender list.

1.) “Hey watch out kids, I’m pretty sure that sketchy guy is on the list.”

2.) “I’m supposed to tell all the kids who buy my ice cream that I’m on the list.”

by Bruh_Theory May 24, 2019