limp bizkit

A rap metal band, characterized by the fact that they named themselves after a male masturbation game.
Fred Durst: hey, lets wank over a biscuit!
Rest of band: sounds fun!
Fred Durst: yay, i get to eat it. from this day onwards we will be known as limp biscuit!
Rest of band: Limp Bizkit!
by adadadadadadhim January 27, 2007
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limp dick

1. a flaccid penis

2. a case of erectile disfunction

3. an impotent or ineffectual man
Give him a break. He has limp dick you know.
by Light Joker May 21, 2006
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Fuck-limp

(a) An uneven walk following a night of vigorous sexual activity. Usually pertains to straight females, but use varies. Associated with Isaac Hayes music, urinary tract infections, and the heavy use of lube.
(b) An excellent name for a post-metal band.
Walking home, Sunday morning, Sandra's crotch hurt like hell, and she stumbled with a distinct fuck-limp.
by Persicquod December 24, 2005
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limp dick

when you dick goes flat
floppy dick fred:shit man i gotta real limp dick
by givemehead5 November 22, 2019
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limp wristed

literally means homosexual, as in you make your wrist limp when you talk and you say "OMG NO WAY" alot.
Jason's always a drama queen, I swear he's limp wristed.
by lilcm August 13, 2006
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glamorous limp

A self-delusional manner of referring to the permanent limp one has been left with subsequent to an accident or birth defect.
"I respectfully invite members of the Board to contact me to g-limp (glamorous limp) the neighborhood and clear up the confusion."
by rei_saru April 25, 2008
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limp-dick

A buzzkill. Someone who brings people down when they're excited or sucks the fun out of an activity.
James: "Dude this pizza is SO good it's giving me a boner."
Buzz Killington: "But it's way too expensive, you're going to go broke eating here."
James: "Don't be such a limp-dick, Buzz."

Josh: "Bro are you pumped to ride this huge-ass roller coaster?"
Buzz Killington: "Nah man, I'm afraid of heights, I have motion sickness, and I have a bad heart, back, and neck."
Josh: "Jesus Buzz, could you be any more of a limp-dick?"
by Jbraat November 03, 2011
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