Limp simping

opposite of pimp chimping. not cool, hangs out with your enemies, a limp simper sucks

hey did you see eve today? she was limp simping so bad

by impimpchimpingrn September 25, 2020

limp bizkit

A rap metal band, characterized by the fact that they named themselves after a male masturbation game.

Fred Durst: hey, lets wank over a biscuit!
Rest of band: sounds fun!
Fred Durst: yay, i get to eat it. from this day onwards we will be known as limp biscuit!
Rest of band: Limp Bizkit!

by adadadadadadhim January 31, 2007

limp dick

1. a flaccid penis

2. a case of erectile disfunction

3. an impotent or ineffectual man

Give him a break. He has limp dick you know.

by Light Joker May 25, 2006

Fuck-limp

(a) An uneven walk following a night of vigorous sexual activity. Usually pertains to straight females, but use varies. Associated with Isaac Hayes music, urinary tract infections, and the heavy use of lube.
(b) An excellent name for a post-metal band.

Walking home, Sunday morning, Sandra's crotch hurt like hell, and she stumbled with a distinct fuck-limp.

by Persicquod December 24, 2005

limp dick

when you dick goes flat

floppy dick fred:shit man i gotta real limp dick

by givemehead5 November 22, 2019

limp wristed

literally means homosexual, as in you make your wrist limp when you talk and you say "OMG NO WAY" alot.

Jason's always a drama queen, I swear he's limp wristed.

by lilcm August 13, 2006

glamorous limp

A self-delusional manner of referring to the permanent limp one has been left with subsequent to an accident or birth defect.

"I respectfully invite members of the Board to contact me to g-limp (glamorous limp) the neighborhood and clear up the confusion."

by rei_saru April 25, 2008