Lightweight

An odd shaped being that is hospitalized when returning from a stag do and has to rely on two separate drips to stabilize his condition.

I'm such a pussy lightweight that all they were shouting in the hospital was "CARDIAC ARREST!!!"

by Potential Wife August 20, 2008

lightee

Slang term for a lighter.

Guy 1: Hey man, pass me the lightee
Guy 2: ye man, I got you

by ManwithTheguy November 15, 2013

lightweight

Being a 3 beer queer. When every girl at the party is out drinking you. When all of your buddies have to cut you off at 5 beers, or else it could get ugly.

Damn that Evan-O kid is such a lightweight, he is already puking and he has only had 3 beers.

by bigg dogg 9 October 20, 2009

leonard lightweight

n. Unknown origin

1. A person who easily succumbs to the effects of intoxicants, especially those which yield THC.
2. A person who becomes ill after consuming intoxicants, especially those which yield THC.

Ratzinger was disqualified from being a Papal candidate on account of his reputation of being a leonard lightweight.

by Robert D Sykes April 26, 2005

lightseeking

the antithesis of anything good about life
short and cringe-worthy are 2 words used to describe a lightseeking

Bhanu: I saw lightseeking and now my day is ruined

by ayyayyo August 17, 2022

Lightweight

A team of digital advertising staff who are unable to keep up with the drinking speed of colleagues and bail to go home

Client success (US) bailed early as complete Lightweights

by DanTheManWhoCan November 5, 2014

Lightweight

When you get drunk at the slightest taste of alcohol.

Leanna: I'm not a lightweight!!!

Jaymison: Bish you can't even hang on a lunch.

by Ang31rockz September 2, 2015