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Lightsabers

New name for Sword fighting.

When 2 people hit each other with their penises, mostly erect. Gay and straight people play it.

The goal is really just to hit each other with their dicks until one gives up
Hey Jeff, want to go into the bathroom and play lightsabers?
by Obi Juan K May 20, 2025
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Marker lightsaber

The thing that every first grader in the world has made. 5-7 markers connected together to form a lightsaber that has a 100% chance to break in the next minute and if it doesn't then you're trying to hard to keep it together.
Jimmy: Look at my marker lightsaber
Luke: That's so cool
*lightsaber breaks into 5 pieces*
Jimmy: *cries*
Luke: *laughs*
by Fish of the stix October 30, 2021
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Lightsabered

Tiktok creator known for starwars content
Lightsabered made a new tiktok
by Glitchrunner March 13, 2022
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Black Lightsaber

When a hoe does not want to leave ur bed (or an annoying douchebag, etc) and you're busy or sumthing you get consent from botha there parents and then ask them to go under the bedsheets with ya.' However instead of proposing to them you stick your middle finger up your ass and flip them the bird and watch them run away from your "Black Lightsaber."Works like a charm it does. However if they manage to work around the black lightsaber then you gotta propose later that night, because holy moly thats a keeper. Luv.'
Person 1: Aye yo i had a rough night last night i was dealing with a sexual partner dat' did'nt wanna' l eave my pad and so sorry im late.
Person 2: Aye yo you shoulda given them dat "black lightsaber!"
Person 1 and Person 2 roll on the floor and laugh their asses off
by MicNOTMac January 11, 2023
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Lightsaber

what the hell is that
“oh its just a lightsaber, a pretty stupid weapon if u ask me"
by Yipppyyy February 17, 2022
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Lightsaber

"Ow,he hit me with a lightsaber"
by Brian The Worder June 18, 2022
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lightsaber ripstart

When you have a blue lightsaber and you ripstart your ass so hard you bleed. Then the mix of the blood and the blue lightsaber turns it purple. This is the unknown reason of why Mace Windoo has a purple lightsaber.
Luke: How does he have a purple lightsaber?
Yoda: That is the product of the mighty lightsaber ripstart
by RipStartGod May 3, 2020
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