Trail license

Just a regular "trial" license but spelled wrong. Mostly done by oblivious non-native English speakers/writers.

Him: OMG! Stop ordering trail licenses, they'll cost us money after 30 days!!!
You: It's a "Trial" license. Not trail!

Trail license by HenkdeTank July 19, 2023

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Eula Roofing (end-user license agreement)

It's when you have gotten consent from somebody but that consent was not received in the most moral of circumstances or standarts

If I know that somebody doesnt speak english and I put in page 96 of their repair contract, that they signed before they get their iphone fixed, that if they dont certified mail me 16 years from now, that I will get to marry their firstborn daughter and take all their personal property. Thus - Eula Roofing (end-user license agreement)

Eula Roofing (end-user license agreement) by Right To Repair September 20, 2023

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licker license

A person with a LICKER LICENSE is anyone who loves licking other peoples genitals.

I went out with Sindy last night, and man, does she ever have a licker license!

licker license by Kelly Shitrafter February 28, 2009

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Licker-License

If you've got a Licker-License, you are a male or female that eats pussy well, and/or just love eating pussy.

from the movie Trainning Day:
Ethan Hawke and Denzel talk about Ethan's x partner...

Denzel: does she have a Licker-License?

Ethan Hawke: huh? a what?

Denzel: does she eat pussy, is she a dyke?

Licker-License by TimeLock April 29, 2004

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driver's license

A redneck's dream card. Allows them to legally drive.

Patty and Selma: You'll get your license in the mail within 2 weeks.
Cletus: Hot damn! No more sittin' in the dirt at the drive-in!

driver's license by 0niTTRay December 27, 2003

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nigga license

A white person who is down enough to say nigga without offending black people has a nigga license.

White person: "Nigga please"
Black person #1 (offended): "What did you say?"
Black person #2: "It's cool, whitey's earned his nigga license"

nigga license by Max in RI June 17, 2006

bed license

The strip of pubic that grows from the belly button to the genitals. When grown out fully it is said that one can have sex for the first time.

I'm 13 and already got my bed license now I can finally have sex with my girlfriend.

bed license by Absurd whale December 15, 2016