lexile

the most stupid, and idiotic way of measuring a student's reading level.

ben is in 7th grade, he has a lexile level 1250, should only be permitted to read shakespeare.

by ᒍOᔕᕼ February 10, 2018

Lexi Goodbye

Order 4 tacos then use getting napkins as an excuse to leave the restaurant in order to lie down on the sidewalk and shout "THIS IS NORMAL IN ASIA!" followed by multiple Uber cancellations before finally getting an Uber to go 5 blocks home.

Yeah man, it's crazy.... after she pulled a Lexi goodbye, I was left with no napkins and 4 tacos all to myself so I gave some tacos to a homeless dude.

by Eames chair & dogs May 10, 2019

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by Thomas Leone October 18, 2009

Lexi Smash

Lexi Smash lêxee smâsh- (Verb). A violent kick to a male's testicles. This is usually painful and could lead to bruising and/or bleeding. SYN: Neuter. ANT: Fun; Enjoyable.

The girl got pissed off at that guy so she lexi smashed him until his balls bled.

by Bauti December 6, 2009

Lexie

Adorable nick name usually accompanied by a beautiful girl.

Dang...that Lexie's got style man!

by Jag III November 14, 2004

lexie

most wonderful girl in the world i love her to death i hope she loves me back i love u baby girl

lexie is so amazing and smart.

by dakowako April 9, 2011

Lexie

Shes a stunning girl with a smile that can light up the world, shes loyal, trustworthy and always looks after others before herself. Shes had bad things doe for her but through it all she cant stop smiling, shes got an aweome sense of style and is a badass drummer, i love her music and she's the best person ive ever met. Her eyes are bright blue and make you feel as if she can see everything your thinking, she loves to make you smile and she is my sexy lexie :)

person 1- wow whose that chick with the blue eyes
person 2- ah thats Lexie bro, you go no chance (;

by Bestfriend101234 October 1, 2011