leather blazer

a leather blazer is a formal type of leather jacket. It is like a sportcoat. They are usually black or brown. They are very sexy and many guys wear them. They are very popular among the latino and italian guys.

They are also great to wear during sex or use while masturbating. Many guys like to shoot their hot loads of cum onto their leather blazers and grind their hard stiff cocks on them.

"Hey bud, that's a great leather blazer you got there... Id love to shoot my load on it" said Harry.

"Damn man, you look good in your leather blazer. You gave me a stiffy. Excuse me while I go to the bathroom and crank a load out." said Jack.

"Fuck me in the ass with your leather blazer on Daddy. This way I can jack off and shoot my cum on it." said Tony.

by LeatherJacketGuy January 15, 2011

leather balls

a scrotum of thick skin so dense that its as tough as leather

if ben stiller's character in 'theres something about mary' had leather balls, he would have felt no pain upon zipping up his pants.

by epmd July 30, 2003

leather cheerio

anus; rectum

My chica's leather cheerio looked like a jelly donut by the time I was done hammerin' it.

by Herb N. Dictionary October 28, 2002

Leather Sausage

Solid waste matter from the body of a human being or animal.

GuyA: Dude, you left a big leather sausage in the toilet, Not Cool!
BuyB: Not as big as the one your Mom did on my chest last night
GuyA: Not Cool

by AcuteAngle January 2, 2010

Leather State

As coined by Adam Carolla, the LEATHER STATE refers to the condition of being half erect or the state between flaccid and having a boner. The reference is derived from the use of the term in ceramics crafting, as clay is generally referred to as being in the "leather phase" when it begins to harden and is difficult to work with.

Abbr. "Leather"

Adam Carolla: "Did you see that girl? Man I'm starting to get some leather (leather state)."
Other 'Losers' in Ceramics Class: "Yeah that girl is definitely leather material"

or

Adam Carolla: "I did a couple of bumps of blow and got leather."

by RMENIAN March 30, 2011

leather crotch

A woman with a vagina so used that it turns the inner walls into leather when not in use it gets hard like a leather glove but when wet it loosens up and mends like a wet leather glove

Man Felicia has a leather crotch she's such a hoe

by intheknow337 April 22, 2015

Leather Bagging

When your ballsack is contracted and shriveled and the skin is tight like a little piece of leather.

This cold weather has me leather bagging.

I just got out of the pool. Look I’m leather bagging.

Rachel loves to lick my sack when I’m leather bagging.

by Eaton Holgoode December 15, 2017