luser

A word used often by sysadmin or tech support to describe clueless computer users.

It is said to be a combination of the words "loser" and "user", although also said to be the combination of "lame" and "user".

It is occasionally substituded for "user" in programming as a joke....

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by ChibiTaryn July 31, 2003

laserflip

AKA a 360 heelflip. A skateboarding trick whereas the board does a 360 f/s pop shove it and a heelflip. It's an incredibly hard trick to flip but looks sick when you land it.

Chris Haslam did a laserflip over a stair set in the skateboarding video "Almost: Round 3"

by JJT III February 11, 2006

matt lauer

The real 21st-century synonym for douchebag. Step aside Bobby Flay

Everybody talks behind your back for being such a Matt Lauer.

by cbhudsbchjsdbcdsbhcbdskj November 8, 2013

Laserfyed

The state of mind where you are drunk and high at the same time.

After smoking a blunt then drinking vodka everyone was laserfyed.

by Kay Sal February 12, 2010

Matt Lauer

To invite someone to a location, lock the door behind them via remote, and then pull your junk out.

He invited me over for a coffee and then did a Matt Lauer.

by Naswipp November 30, 2017

laser fish

a fish that produces a nearly parallel, nearly monochromatic, and coherent beam of light by exciting atoms to a higher energy level and causing them to radiate their energy in phase.

TOM:
"That fish just emitted a nearly parallel, nearly monochromatic, and coherent beam of light by exciting atoms to a higher energy level and causing them to radiate their energy in phase."

PHIL:
"That's because it's a laser fish, dummy."

by Pierce Hite February 1, 2008

laser paper

Slang phrase for LSD

Laser refers to Lysergic acid: the precursor in LSD-25
(Laser also refers to the vivid light and sounds that can appear to look and sound like lasers while under the affect of LSD)
Paper refers to the blotter paper in which acid is absorbed into

After eating two pieces of laser paper the walls started to move. After eating four pieces I shot lasers from my eyes and finger tips.

The laser paper is your ticket to ride the mind roller coaster.

by hitosha May 10, 2011