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Testicle lapper

A man hating, butch lesbian dyke whos purpose in life is to incriminate every male she crosses paths with. She is an unjust, cunt flap hater who can't give a man the time of day...but has no problem hitting on your girlfriend.
Hey man watch out....she's a major testicle lapper...keep your girl close....
by non testicle lapper April 8, 2011
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cold larder

It's a cool area for storing food prior to use. Larders were commonplace in houses before the widespread use of the refrigerator.
In the northern hemisphere, most houses would arrange to have cold larder and kitchen on the north or east side of the house where it received the least amount of sun.
by remiq888 November 16, 2013
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LARProll

To understand the LARProll, you must first become familiar with the duckroll and rickroll. A duckroll was when someone gave you a link, telling you that it was some really super-awesome thing, but it turned out to be a picture of a duck on wheels. The duckroll is now extinct, and has been replaced by the rickroll, which is when someone gives you a link saying it's really super-awesome but it's really a music video for Rick Astley's hit song "Never Gonna Give You Up".

Now, you must also become familiar with LARP, Live Action Role Playing. This is when people dress up in costumes to act out scenes from what you might see in some fantasy game or something. (If you search for LARP on YouTube, you'll get some good examples. "LIGHTNING BOLT!!")

A LARProll is starting to become popular on the discussion forums for the MMORPG The Lord of the Rings Online (it may be on other MMO forums too, but I wouldn't know). It is when people post a link saying that it is really cool in-game footage but turns out to be a LARP video.
fraps of last night's TR massacre! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_ekugPKqFw

runekeeper in-game video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tB8VMNymEPA

These were both LARProlls that I have come across.
by The Scyphozoa October 18, 2008
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double lapper

a single continuous piece of shit so long that it circles the toilet twice. Normally contains at least 3 days worth of shit. Results in a great sense of pride, and sometimes bloody ass
#1: Holy shit what the fuck stinks?
#2: I pulled a double lapper
#1: fucking a
by ThaOriginal January 24, 2005
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lurper

lerper,lirper,lirpur also A person male or female who smokes methanphetamine and proceeds to have absolutely no fucking regard for their own well-being stealing cars, tools, car stealing tools or ghost riding a stolen car in hot pursuit and stealing a bike,and or bringing half amillion cops to some poor lady's house and hiding with her until they leave,stealing some one's shit and helping them look for it;drooling on your face without noticing;any other side effect of meth,or doing anything without noticing the consequence
that fuckin' lurper was lirping in my truck and he lerped my damn jack!
by japanican December 6, 2006
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lamper

Someone who stays in one spot almost all day even if they are needed.
He was a lamper, he was infront of his XBOX 24/7!

That lamper has been watching football all day!
by Punkybruster17 February 10, 2010
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Female Lapper

The act of bringing a female friend to a stripclub and buying her a lapdance for your own pleasure.
Mattie V: Yo, Hattan...we have to get you a female lapper.

Hattan: Sure thing, but what's in it for me?
by Buttons February 15, 2005
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