Landerholming

To misappropriate unearned client funds from your attorney trust account.

I hope I don't get busted by the State Bar for Landerholming, but I really needed that extra slush money for my trip to France.

by Lo lo rabbit January 22, 2020

green lanter

A banterous lad who has the green power ring and fights with the Green Lantern Corps

"In brightest day, in blackest night,
No anti-banter shall escape my sight.
Let those who worship evil's might
Beware my banter--Green Lanter's light!"

"Wow this new lantern is such a lad. He's much cooler than Hal Jordan"
"That's because he engages in exquisite banter, he's a Green Lanter"

by BanterousNinja February 26, 2015

green lantern that ho

A sexual act consisting of inserting a ringed finger inside a girl's vagina.

Me and old girl were messing around, but I forgot to take off my class ring. I just had to green lantern that ho.

by Coletrain December 12, 2007

LaPier

A highly superior person, exuding the utmost regality and fortitude. LaPiers often demonstrate resilience, courage, confidence, practicality, sense, wisdom, and poise. They provide cohesion in their social groups due to their keen sense of humor and non-judgmental attributes. Generally, LaPiers possess exceptional livers, which aid in the consumption of adult beverages, for which they love to imbibe.

1. "LaPier power!"
2. "I wish I were a LaPier. They are so good-looking and popular and can manhandle the tequila with such gumption."

by TheWrecker February 5, 2010

Lanie

THE BEST FRIEND THAT YOU CAN EVER HAVE! The nicest, funniest, and most awesome friend ever! Will make you laugh (even when you shouldn't) and is willing to make you smile any time. Has the best laugh in the world! A Lanie will always have your back no matter what and will treat you like her family. But be careful, she is fierce when she is messed with.

-"That girl in my class is so funny!"

- " She is such a Lanie."

by iOofedUrMom June 3, 2018

DJ Green Lantern

Also know as "The Evil Geneuis" Green Lantern is widely known for makin mixtapes. Creates songs and mixes them wit various lyrics from rap artists. He is currently under Aftermath Interscope label.

DJ Green Lantern aka The Evil Geneuis

by MVP February 7, 2005

dry lander

1. The act of purposefully passing or discharging urine into ones own pants to prevent jeopardizing the energy levels of a party or gathering.
2. A selfless act in which a person urinates themselves in the middle of an intense drinking game to avoid jeopardizing a hot streak.
3. Urinating yourself in a bar due to an atrocious line at the men’s restroom.

Disclaimer: It is not socially acceptable for a woman to attempt this maneuver.

My conversation with Mary was going so well that I was forced to pull a dry lander.

by Lord Berling July 28, 2007