Landan

The way many people from London pronounce London.

Where are you from?
LANDAN!
Shouldn't that be London?
...kthnxbi.

by Ed Mason May 17, 2008

Linda

A person whose tender touch is craved by everyone.

Linda, I crave your tender touch!

by secretanthem March 6, 2011

Lindafying

to put in an extreme state of confusion, almost to the point of mental retardation, to drive crazy

"This homework is Lindafying me!!!"

by KatMeal November 16, 2011

landarium

Just as an aquarium would hold water, a landarium is the same but just holds land.

Hey, just gotta new landarium for my chameleon, he loves it!

by Fredrico..oh yeah..that’s cool May 25, 2018

lindaseller

A Lindaseller is a person who sold their Linda. Lindaseller's are usually people with weak psychological fortitude that let any minor FUD or drop in price send them into a panic. They are the same people who hang out on Telegram posting "when moon?" and "when lambo?" Lindasellers never research a project or team before investing their entire paycheck into crypto with the hopes of buying a Murcielago by the following Sunday. Typical behavior of a Lindaseller includes asking "why price go down?" repeatedly on the Discord, questioning the team's every move and generally being a whiny little bitch.

Look at that annoying lindaseller, I bet you he will fomo buy back in when we go up.

by Kurt Mussles August 2, 2018

Hans Landa

An SS Colonel from the movie Inglourious Basterds (2009; directed by Quentin Tarantino, played by Christoph Waltz) who loves to flex his fluency in many languages (German, French, English, Italian), loves milk and is an über bingo no one can resist. People has a love-hate relationship with that charming son of a bitch.

His best piece of advice is "Attendez la crème".

"It is a pleasure to meet you, Monsieur LaPadite. I am Colonel Hans Landa of the S.S." - Hans Landa to Pierre LaPadite, Chapter 1 of Inglourious Basterds

by AleBasterd November 22, 2020

Hell no, Linda

The response you give to a nosey person who's always asking dumb questions about your sex life

Linda: Have you been a good girl lately?
Donna: Hell no, Linda, I've been riding dick unicycles on the daily

Interviewer: Are you willing to work nights and weekends?
Stuart: Hell no, Linda, nights and weekends are reserved for dick unicycles

by AuntCarrie143 May 2, 2018