kyle

a kyle is a rare form of retardation, when encountering one you must be very careful as most encounters are unpleasant due to his high levels of toxicness! you also might want to stay away unless you want gonorrhoea and bleading ears ( he canny fucken sing) you have been warned!

“beware of the kyle”

by scottishsket January 27, 2019

kyle

nicknamed tubs. A feen kid who will blow ur phone up for juul rips. an adderall popping queen who has constant mood changes and fat shames girls.

kyle: yo come to the bathroom i need nicotine

person with juul: no, i’m busy

kyle: dude come on please
person: *doesnt reply*

by 489 March 10, 2019

kyle

dumb

Kyle: im dumb

by DestructorDev7 June 9, 2018

kyle

a guy whos iq is below -10

wow hes so dumb, OMG hes naked in class he must be a kyle

by applepenpinepen December 6, 2017

kyle

usually a 6'1" person; usually athletic (mainly with soccer); loves roses; family loves bushes; He 'Will Neil' to you. usually loves video games with trucks; almost always has a short bestie named bella; sometimes has a weird laugh and deep voice, but it's ok because he's hella fast and can run the mile in like 6 min; he will always go to retrieve your backpack for you; sometimes has a weird younger brother *cough cough* WILLLLLL.

This just in: Kyle is walking by and wearing his Seahawks jersey.

by treehugger02 July 11, 2017

A Kyle

A Kyle is a young white man of low socio economic standing with a propensity to drink large quantities of Monster energy drink and do dumb shit like punch holes in walls.

Kyle: *Quits low paid job because boss "dissed him", drinks energy drink and punches hole in wall*
Guy: "You're such a Kyle"
Kyle: "Shuddup, faggot"

by Chodoboy200 July 23, 2019

Kylee

Kylee is a hot girl. She can be short . But don't tall guys like shorter girls? She gives out relationship advice when she's still single while her friends are all taken cause of her. She is a sporty shorty! She is a pretty girl who would be known to have her life already planned out. She is a cool person to hang out around. She often hinds her personality but puts out as much as she can handle. She doesn't put up with stupid people who argue with her. She is a loyal girlfriend and will always be a good supporter

Damn she must be a kylee

by Whatupgirls June 1, 2016