Danish Kringle

External cum shot; Act of ejaculating on an anus and having the semen present on it. Similar too a Creampie the main difference being the cum is shot on to instead of in strictly an anus.

"... then pulling out and finishing right on their asshole, i had created the perfect Danish Kringle!"

by Dankest memer 420 December 18, 2018

Kris Kringled

A word describing a item Santa Clause tears up.

Did you hear about what happened to Johnny?

No, what.

He took his wish list to Santa and it got Kris Kringled

by Lar095070 October 25, 2015

kringle

v. To cringe at the thought of participating in any lame holiday events.

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I kringle when I think of singing carols at the homeless shelter. It makes me think of my own bleak childhood. So many bad "Drummer Boy" renditions at the home. Hadn't we suffered enough?

by gnostic 1 December 14, 2012

Kris Kringle's Kringles

The male must first dress up as Santa Clause. Then, assuming any position, he will reach a climax and when he does, he will throw powdered sugar in her face, stick his testicles up her nostrils, then poke her in the eye with a candy cane. Usually takes place around Christmas.

Santa came last night! He gave me a Kris Kringle's Kringles!

by Jim Halloway December 14, 2008

kringle

a yummy pastry.

ooh, i like kringle. :>

by claire January 4, 2004

kninkles

The knee wrinkles on your pants after they've been folded over a hanger for an extended period of time.

Dude, you have the worst case of kninkles. Go iron your pants.

by JohnStamosismydad June 10, 2011

Krikle

An augmented reality iPhone app that allows users to post messages where they are - and view other user's messages through the camera view of the iPhone. Similar to virtual graffiti.

I'm using Krikle to connect with my friends.

by dk2011 October 24, 2011