Krungle

The act of weeping in a fisheye lens due to a bereavement

person 1: Dude my dad just died...
person 2: Well if you ever feel like crying I'll be there to film you in a fisheye lens.
person 1: *moans* I can finally krungle

by Homunculus in a Blender February 11, 2022

kringlepuff

short and stupid

wow that guy David, he's a real kringlepuff

by Sandwichpants May 13, 2022

kringlestar

Your asshole

Duke check out the kringlestar on that guy!

by KringleStarLover June 14, 2022

Kringlefreuden

The guilt and anger one feels when attempting to create Christmas holiday cheer, but experience a result that falls short of expectation.

It is a pseudogerman portmanteau of
"kringle,” representing Kris Kringle, and
"schadenfreude"

Don't let Karen's perfectly decorated
matcha sugar cookies make you feel
kringlefreuden, your snickerdoodles
probably taste better, anyway.

by Sad_Sally August 2, 2022

Kringle my sleigh

Kringle my sleigh, sometimes abreviated as kms, is general used by females who want to get their pussy plowed and filled around the Christmas season.

I've been so horny around the mall Santa, all i want is for him to Kringle my sleigh and jingle my bells.

by DanTheDuctTapeBall December 2, 2022

kangler

A weird person who's obsessed with things that don't matter and cares too much about inane nonsense

"Did you hear what Tom was saying?"
"Yeah, he's such a kangler"

by Theronus March 22, 2023

Kangle

Shortened ver of OMGkawaiiangel from needy streamer overdose/needy girl overload.

Loser: i love OMGkawaiiangel!
Loser2: why the FUCK are you saying it like that?? It’s kangle

by Amelover August 23, 2023