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Joseph Kony

A guy who does the same thing millions of other people do but he gets more attention because we all love African children!
Have you heard about Joseph Kony, yeah me ether 'till some human rights atavists told me about him, but why not all the others that are like him?
by yuhavelostdagame July 31, 2012
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Joseph Kony

evil wizard who spends most of his time on-line.
"If there had been a dislike button on facebook, the joseph konys of the world would become extinct"
by RustLaCrap June 17, 2012
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Do a Kony

Process of popularizing a social issue by getting millions of people to tweet it and Facebook it, whether or not it is a significant or relevant issue.
Sexual slavery is a huge problem around the world.

Yeah, you should do a Kony on it.
by bluesky9001 August 3, 2012
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konying

The action of masturbating violently in public while naked and dehydrated. While you beat the ground at a corner of a street.
I was walking home and saw some guy konying at the corner of my street.
by Dakevor August 13, 2012
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Kony2012

Mainstream shit, that everyone started caring about in the past week, even though, this example of it, has been going on for quite a while, and on a worldwide basis, the crisis, that it points out, has been going on for years everywhere.
(the video points out a certain person, named Joseph kony, Leader of a resistance army, who is responsible, for the murder of many innocent people, along with his soldiers.)
:S
Ex-1- -Fred- "Omg Chris, Did you hear about that Kony2012 thing, it is life changing!"

-Chris- "Ugh, that is the biggest load of bullshit in the world! Shit like this has been happening for years, the only reason people care for this Kony2012 Bullshit, is because some faggot, a few people care about, put someone on blast, over youtube!"

Ex-2. Kony2012 was the bigggest waste of 30 minutes, of my life.. And i have done some pretty wasteful stuff..
by OdinBorson June 20, 2012
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konyo

the bane of philippine society

airheaded nouveau riche kids who come from a generation of linguistic mongrels and thus their lack of proficiency in both english and tagalog. they mix the two languages and think that "make + tagalog verb" (eg make kulit, make kain, make away, etc.) is an actual grammatical form. they love to brag about new gadgets and think that anyone who doesn't have a camera-phone must be really pathetic.

it's ignorant, baseless, and hurtful to brand ateneans collectively konyo. they can't help it if most of them (but not all) speak good english and you don't (ie not "braggy" whatever that means) . by the way, filipino classes at the university are notoriously tough but challenging. they equip the student with at least above-average skill in the native language. thus, they know better than konyo kids.
konyo kids who think flashy stuff are everything should spend an entire month at the convent to learn what frugality is.
by atenista April 7, 2005
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Konyjiah

A girl with a bright future also she is very lovable and makes efforts in life. She has a beautiful smile, tall, beautiful skin tone, and can make fall in love with her. Her personality is very outstanding. She also is very good at sex and pleasing her man.
by Lovergurly200 May 8, 2022
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