Premature Kojaculation

Early onset of baldness. Named for the Seventies TV character "Kojac" played by bald actor, Telly Savalas, who shaved his head long before it became popular.

"Are you losing your hair?"

"Yeah, Premature Kojaculation runs in my family. Either that or I'm growing a lot more forehead."

by Don Howard September 2, 2007

kojackulation

The rapid expulsion of hair follicles from the male head to the extent of complete baldness.

I don't know man, look at all these guys gettin' their heads shaved and i'm over here suffering from kojackulation since i'm twenty, ain't even got eyebrows. Ya you laugh one of these days--POP you'll kojackulate then i want ya to laugh.

by Isack Sack January 8, 2009

Koray

A strong and intelligent Person with a Big Dick, he is a Stoner and smokes every Day his Friends like him very much, he can punch a man and the man will die instantly he is so strong you cant beat em up.

A Man comes to Koray want to punch him , Koray is making a Kung Fu Move and the Man instantly falls to ground and cry like a little Girl

by UDrealdefinitions January 19, 2017

Koray

Koray is know for his skills in manipulating other people and also for his talent in hacking and stuff like that. He is a friendly, mind open and good looking guy.

Men, you have just hacked his phone like a real Koray!

by anna.nicole March 4, 2017

Warol Kojtyła

Potoczne nazewnictwo Jana Pawła II. Oraz przypis dawany pedofilom.

Ten typ był jak Warol Kojtyła

by QWERTYUIOIUHBGH7.JKL; March 1, 2020

kojack

An undercover cop usually for drugs or speeders on the highway

The kojack arrested the drug dealer.

by Drug dealer October 30, 2013

KJay

Sometimes known as KansasJayHawk, this kind of gerbil is potentially dangerous. Watch out if you're trying to have a good conversation, this guy is very likely to ruin it. troll

Look at the way I smashed KJay. It is really fun, you ought to try it!

by Urge for Desc October 14, 2003