"Dude, that guy is such a kaiser!"
"You are totally kaising out man!"
"You are such a kais!"
"Sorry for getting all kaiser on you"
"You are totally kaising out man!"
"You are such a kais!"
"Sorry for getting all kaiser on you"
by rotohomo March 17, 2009
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Guy 1: Yo I had such a good time with this girl last night.
Guy 2: Ohh nice, so you got it in?
Guy 3: Nah man I totally Kaiser'd her. Why won't she text me back!?!
Guy 2: Ohh nice, so you got it in?
Guy 3: Nah man I totally Kaiser'd her. Why won't she text me back!?!
by Wifin on the phone gimme $20 November 3, 2011
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To be caught masturbating.
To masturbate.
Named in honor of a certain individual at PHS, who had a hard time keeping his pants on.
To masturbate.
Named in honor of a certain individual at PHS, who had a hard time keeping his pants on.
I went eleven days without kaisering, and when I did, I blew the roof off.
That was a tough workout, I'm gonna kaiser as soon as I get home.
I had a ton of studying to do, and I couldn't stop myself from kaisering to relieve stress.
That was a tough workout, I'm gonna kaiser as soon as I get home.
I had a ton of studying to do, and I couldn't stop myself from kaisering to relieve stress.
by Boo Radley of Penfield April 1, 2007
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The hat worn by the Commissar of Education in the German empire. It featured black and white stripes and was topped with a German Eagle. It also sported a chinstrap, to allow the commissar to bend down without the headgear falling off.
The hat was also briefly worn by Adolf Hitler during his 56th birthday. However, he felt that the strap was too tight, and threw it across the room. The hat was last seen on April 20th, 1945.
The hat was also briefly worn by Adolf Hitler during his 56th birthday. However, he felt that the strap was too tight, and threw it across the room. The hat was last seen on April 20th, 1945.
Krebs: "Mein Fuhrer, I got you the Kaiserlichenparteikappe".
Hitler: "Excellent, I will wear it until I die."
10 Minutes Later
Hitler:"This strap is digging into my fat chin!"
Hitler: "Excellent, I will wear it until I die."
10 Minutes Later
Hitler:"This strap is digging into my fat chin!"
by Kaktovik November 3, 2013
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A Kaiser Imnop is usually very rude on the internet, and disrespectuful.
A Kaiser usually deosn't accept bad criticism in anyway, so he just blames on you.
Also, most of the humanity hates this rare, french species of Kaiser.
A Kaiser Imnop is usually very rude on the internet, and disrespectuful.
A Kaiser usually deosn't accept bad criticism in anyway, so he just blames on you.
Also, most of the humanity hates this rare, french species of Kaiser.
by random_yes_random_person October 22, 2017
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