klepto

A person who has a compulsion to steal; a kleptomaniac.

Adding to ones inventory what is not there's.

Jen likes to steal all of our supplies from the dispensary.
Everyone is missing combs, clips, brushes, and manicure bowls because she like to add them to her collection.
She is such a klepto

by QueenOfHearts19 March 18, 2013

kleptocracy

A corrupt governmental body made up of thieves, also sullied by nepotism and cronyism, or in other words a synonym for government itself.

History shows that to be governed is to live under a kleptocracy.

by dh8407 June 21, 2017

Kestrel

An alternative street name for the drug, Ketamine (RS)-2-(2-chlorophenyl)-2-(methylamino)- cyclohexan-1-one

Im just cooking up 15g of Kestrel

by JaKestrel March 8, 2010

Kaestle

This is a term commonly used for someone who is probably the coolest person you know/have ever met. They are one of the funniest, best looking, most robust people in the world.

Man, did you see that Kaestle last night? I wish I could be half as good as him!

by BloodyCramp March 10, 2009

Unkle Kleetus

Unkle Kleetus is the phrase used for a person who can socialize with everybody. Usually dresses in tracksuits but without tucked into socks, caps angled to either side of head, hip hop music on phone, an honest abe beard and tash.

Yo, did yo see dat Unkle Kleetus walk down the street? Yeah, he da bomb man.

by Erik Van Audour October 1, 2009

Kiester

Used as an verb: The action and process of hiding and smuggling contraband or legal items within one's rectum.

"Jesus FUCK man, just kiester that shit quick! No, It ain't gay, but it's gonna keep you out of the slammer."

by Throbbing Rob September 7, 2017

Keester

Another word for the asshole.

After giving a fabulous hummer, Sheila prefers to finish the evening with a cock in her keester!

by lick a lotta spokes February 1, 2005