Kirk

a trekkie that sits behind a desk whilst pretending they are at the "helm"

While sitting at his desk Kirk was a million light years away shooting Klingons at warp speed!!!!!!

by Buck Burrmeister September 15, 2006

Kirking

(verb) A term for all the times in a sci-fi show and/or movie that a character has sex with an alien. A reference to Captian Kirk from Star Trek, often used in a phrase such as "Kirking it up"

Commander Richer from Star Trek Next Generation kirking it up a lot this episode.

by DrMaskWolf February 10, 2011

kirk

kirk is so gay he is a gay boy

oh no stop him from coming over its kirk

by jefery123` September 18, 2007

kirk

person who likes gay sexual intercourse, or the use of objects such as a lead pipe.

hey smitty, did u hear about kirk liking it in the ass?

by person gonna whip kirk's ass December 04, 2006

Kirk

Kirk is a pussy type boy, he was a pussy then and now , ABM how. He's scared of arpits

Fuck my kirk

by Syigsody August 12, 2019

Kirk

A cheater on games.

*Playing on SvR2010*

Kirk (3 weeks ago): *Spear* *DDT* *Spear* *Spear* *DDT* *Slide out of ring*

Player 2 (Current time): *Spear* *DDT* *Spear* *Spear* *DDT* *Slide out of ring*

Kirk (Current time): "CHEATER YA CANT THAT DO THAT! I NEVER DID THAT! *puts pad down seething with anger*

by PhilCrustybum September 22, 2011

Kirk

To lie, front, or cap

That motha f*cka was striaght kirkin on my shit.

by We Rep the Pine May 22, 2006