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Khalil

Khalil a person that sleeps with aliens and disappears after, no longer existing.
The other day I met a girl in a bar and I did a Khalil.
by Dennis Rodman 42069 December 16, 2021
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Khalil

Sigma Male. Huge dick size. People masturbate for pleasure, he masturbates for not being distracted. Self dependant and girls go crazy over him. Tall, cute and got a huge pp, average 12 inches. Pussy Destroyer and loyal to NNN, if he finds out that one of his friends lost at least in the first week, hes gonna fuck his sister, his mom, his dad and himself for him to learn a lesson.
1: "hey youve seen that guy in the school?"
2: "you mean Khalil?"
1: "yeah, i saw his pants were PACKED"
2: "a true sigma, respect."
by Sins TV November 21, 2021
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Khalil

Usually has large cock is very nice but looks mean looks like he fails in school but is very intelligent most lovable in the world and when he likes you he will treat you perfectly
by Cirri lovington January 28, 2022
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khalil

Potato headed prick, no friends. short and stubby, usually on drugs and goes batshit crazy quite easily. Gets locked in the house every day because his parents beat and wank him off. Gets bullied and tries to join mandems. Get rejected by the girl he likes and made fun of. Also usually really short.
Khalil got rejected orla.
by Yourmotherssad September 27, 2021
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The Khalil

The Khalil is a wonderful state, with the President being "Master Khalil". He is the ruler of the state, and doesn't allow taxes, inflation and proper grammar. He also has a term "G.O.A.T" (Greatest of all time). Anyone is welcome to his state unless you disrespect or an anti of him. The official mascot of his state is a TV remote, as you are welcomed to break in to peoples houses and eat their TV remote. This state is more popular than the U.S as people who currently live in the U.S are planning to move there as plane flights have been overbooked packed with flights to his state.
“The Khalil is the best state!!!”
by Lyly_definitions September 30, 2024
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Khalil

Khalil is a very sweet guy sometimes can get freaky(boys or girls) at sometimes but deep down is a genuine person.
-Khalil can be weird but he's not that bad
by nick likes kock August 14, 2025
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Mahmoud Khalil

Free him immediately! And me! Drill the fluid out of my brain immediately! And free that other guy!
Hym " FREE MAHMOUD KHALIL IMMEDIATELY! FREE SPEECH! FREEZE PEACH! REEE EEEECH! EEEE EEEEEE! And free brain drainage for freed prisoners! And also free me! Also, hurry it up! My brain does not feel good in any way shape or form... I feel like if you weren't dumb you would understand that... Mah brain needs a drain and I demand it!"
by Hym Iam March 13, 2025
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