Helen Keller karaoke

When you're singing along with a song and reach a part of the lyrics that you don't know, instead making vague sounds and grunts to imitate them.

"I couldn't understand what the singer was saying, so I had to resort to Helen Keller karaoke."

by Rodya May 16, 2009

Keller Women

Fake women on Myspace and various dating websites. The women do not actually exist(except in photo form), but are there to lure you into porn sites, credit card scams, and things of that nature.
They are usually scantily clad and "horny".
The term began from the large number of "fake" women residing in the sleepy town of Keller Virginia.

"Jesus Christ, I got 7 friend requests from Keller Women today."

by Beerends December 26, 2008

Kelbi

A creative, amazing, loving and kind hearted person.

If your any of these things above you are a kelbi

by Wolf2709 July 7, 2018

kellen winslow jr.

1. Son of Hall of Fame tight end Kellen Winslow Sr.

2. Claims to be a soldier.

It's war, they're out there to kill you, so I'm out there to kill them. We don't care about anybody but this U. They're going after my legs. I'm going to come right back at them. I'm a fucking soldier

by Dan March 2, 2004

Emotional Helen Keller

A person (typically a man) who is completely unable to communicate feelings of any kind. Nothing's getting in, and nothing's getting out.

You think your boyfriend is emotionally retarded? I told Bob I loved him, and he started talking about pizza. He is an emotional Helen Keller.

by Emmo April 14, 2013

Kelle

It's origin comes from the old world Killarney(Irish) dialect for "Smokin' Hottie". It is also usually followed up by either "Hubba-Hubba" or "Damn". Not to be confused with "common" names for "common" people the lone "e" at the end sets this lass apart from all others.

"Hi there, I am Kelle."

"Damn"

"Hubba-Hubba"

by Dr. Duck February 3, 2010

Helen Keller Theory

The theory that if you build a Time Machine with a couple of friends and go back to the year 1950 and make a sex tape with Helen Keller, you could sell it in the present day for loads of money.

Guy: Hey lets go back in time and bang Helen Keller to make a few bucks.

Other Guy: Ya sure we need to build a Time Machine first and Dial in the correct year to get it right or else we can be cast in a vision less interpretation of the Time-Space continuum.

Guy: Yes you are right we have to be tip top at our math skills to do the Helen Keller Theory.

by Somethingemo July 15, 2011