the friend who keeps track of all his drunk time traveling friends so as to tell them about it in the morning
by Idk Sir charles June 10, 2011
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Closet keeper is alternative way to tell someone that there spouse is gay & has not " Flamed On" Out of the Closet yet..
Honestly, you man shook my hand like a baby , stands,walks,talks leaves only one thing .. .. you do know that your man is a Closet Keeper. .
by Mrbigshtt August 8, 2016
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by HoraceVanDerZwaag January 30, 2023
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