Kaiser

A slang term for people who are arrogant, full of themselves, and real faggety. Fag bags!

"Dude, that guy is such a kaiser!"
"You are totally kaising out man!"
"You are such a kais!"
"Sorry for getting all kaiser on you"

by rotohomo March 17, 2009

kaiser

To spend an entire night trying for a girl only to go back to her place and reject her advances because you'd rather get to know her better first.

Guy 1: Yo I had such a good time with this girl last night.
Guy 2: Ohh nice, so you got it in?
Guy 3: Nah man I totally Kaiser'd her. Why won't she text me back!?!

by Wifin on the phone gimme $20 November 3, 2011

kaiser

To be caught masturbating.

To masturbate.

Named in honor of a certain individual at PHS, who had a hard time keeping his pants on.

I went eleven days without kaisering, and when I did, I blew the roof off.

That was a tough workout, I'm gonna kaiser as soon as I get home.

I had a ton of studying to do, and I couldn't stop myself from kaisering to relieve stress.

by Boo Radley of Penfield April 1, 2007

kaiser

1. some one with a big penis that is hot
2. some one who is hung like a horse

omg stephanie he is a kaiser

by beast head June 16, 2008

Kaiser Sung

see "Steve Nash"

by Durban April 10, 2003

knausery

to be sly and use deception while appearing innocent #2 to cheat in NASCAR ,mischevous bending rules

the car did not meet specs must be some knausery goin on

by derekdisco420 August 20, 2006

Kaiserlichenparteikappe

The hat worn by the Commissar of Education in the German empire. It featured black and white stripes and was topped with a German Eagle. It also sported a chinstrap, to allow the commissar to bend down without the headgear falling off.

The hat was also briefly worn by Adolf Hitler during his 56th birthday. However, he felt that the strap was too tight, and threw it across the room. The hat was last seen on April 20th, 1945.

Krebs: "Mein Fuhrer, I got you the Kaiserlichenparteikappe".
Hitler: "Excellent, I will wear it until I die."
10 Minutes Later
Hitler:"This strap is digging into my fat chin!"

by Kaktovik November 3, 2013