Fat Karen

(Noun / title) Any typical sad overweight white woman 35-55 years old, who imagines their past bits of minor glory as a former teen gymnast, taekwondo green belt or sold the most Girl Scout cookies one Spring once, outweigh having turned into a depressing sad, overweight cow. Often such women live their lives on social media or talking to strangers in the street, commenting on things they disapprove of, preaching unsolicited lessons.

(Also common: Fat Tina, Fat Jennifer, Fat Claire, etc.)

"I was hanging out at the mall when some Fat Karen came up to me and said I shouldn't be feeding my toddler McDonald's. She gonna try to make *ME* feel guilty, when she weighs 280 lbs because she was once a student athlete 3 decades ago?!"

by DarnellSaysBoo June 14, 2019

Karen Walker

The alcoholic, pill-popping, sexaholic, bisexual, lovely socialite that Megan Mullally plays on the show 'Will and Grace'. Yayy for Karen.

I was drinking a martini last night, and I looked exactly like Karen Walker.

by Jaci <3 December 3, 2005

Being a Karen

Karen is an entitled person that complains to the manager about things that other people would not complain about.

Mom: "I'm going to tell the manager that your order of fries is too small."
Embarrassed Child: "No, mom. You are being a Karen!"

by MrAdventurous February 16, 2020

karen

karens are rude ass people who just never stop complaining and call the cops for no reason

"omg your standing 50 ft away from me, im a karen, and that is sexual abuse im calling 911"

by mexicanpikachu October 2, 2020

karen wank

Anything that makes a Karen cream her pants. This includes but is not limited to:
Being told she must do something
A request of hers being refused
A new rule being implemented
Any opportunity to complain
More than one manager currently available
Too much lettuce on their fast food burger.

Oh god, too much lettuce....that's another Karen Wank.

by KosherBob January 6, 2021

Complaint of Karens

Any number of Karen, in congregation, are called an "Complaint"

A Complaint of Karens, is like a Murder of Crows. No good will come from it.

by Biggerest D August 21, 2020

Respect the drip, Karen

It's when someone says something bad about your appereance or your clothes. like you come to family dinner and aunt Karen says: oh honey those pants are just awful!

you say: respect the drip, karen.

by Ocean man take me by the hand August 16, 2019