Von Kaiser

The act of becoming a boxing coach and getting your dick punched in by a 9 year old you teach.

"He got Von Kaiser'd!"

by MikeTysonsFrontTooth February 12, 2022

Kais

Kais's are usually really hot and they are so easy to love. They will put a smile on your face without even trying. They will make you laugh and they will cheer you up. They effect every single emotion of yours and they don't even have to try. They are so loving and so damn funny. They change your night just by jokes. If you are a girl with a kais you are the luckiest girl alive. Kais's are such little rebels and they like to test the rules 😜

Damn kais is so hawt 🔥

by 9-16-16 February 10, 2017

Count Baron Kaiser Werner Pfeldlinger Fingerlickner von Hoeltschweinergmachtner

A European Count Baron Kaiser who married his half-sister Znigwieczrina Nowloczynlieczwowzcrczsky of Globsnogczrecnoyarskglograd.

Count Baron Kaiser Werner Pfeldlinger Fingerlickner von Hoeltschweinergmachtner is such a gigachad.

by janpasi August 21, 2022

Kadush

1. The most magical word in the word, which will summon only the most powerful of emotions, which cannot be named at the moment.

1. KADUSH!

by ethanriver7 December 6, 2009

kaiser soze

A legend about an Eastern European criminal who was once stuck between a rock and a hard place and he killed his wife and two children just to show his opponents that he meant business. Ever since then other criminals tell the story to their kids at night - rat on your pops, and kaiser soze will get you!

Rat on your pops, and kaiser soze will get you!

by Boyan September 11, 2006

kaijsa

An extremely gorgeous girl. Usually brunette. Has many friends that adore her. In great shape, most likely involved in a sport, often soccer or cross country. Very friendly and easy to talk to. Has a cute laugh.

"Kaijsa is so nice. I love her to death. And she's not full of herself like most pretty girls."

by sweet tree February 5, 2010

kaiser sozed

When one can make up his or own life story or a simple lie using only the materials used in the room they are currently in.

Hey man did you find out if jimmy did it?

No he said dell samsung did it.

Oh you mean your computer and your printer?

Crap, I just got kaiser sozed.

by jaken May 14, 2012