Julian 

Grade A asshole; Beware when meeting this dangerous animal; Will shred you to pieces

Kid 1: Who’s he?
Kid 2: An asshat who shat on me.
Kid 1: Is he a Julian.
Kid 2: Yep. He’s also known as Mr.McDickFace.
Kid 1: Oof.

Julian by 6BeGoneXtremeThot9 September 16, 2018

Julian 

A total scrub with a huge dick
He talks like he's a gangster but he's actually not. His brother is an asshole and likes to suck lots of dicks at the same time.
Julians are typically white but sometimes brown. Brown Julians are super cute and funny so keep an eye out for them because they make good company. White Julians are usually awkward and not fun at all.

That Julian is such a scrub, but look at that dick

I met a brown Julian the other day, his brother is a dick

Julian by ireallylikebuttslikealot September 4, 2013

Julian 

A young boy on the inside, who hates his life and believes he is in love with every girl he meets. Also a huge over-exaggerater.

That 40 year old virgin's name is probably Julian.

Julian by Jim Thortan: authority on names May 17, 2008

Julian 

Julian is drunk on coke soda. considers himself to be a pirate sometimes even tho his friends is literally Cap Sparrow to their cores bitch

Julian: Why are all the girls and rum gone?!!

Julian by Barbosssa March 27, 2022

julian 

mi baby aka sexy jay damn i love him and he fine and got a hot voice he a baddass lol hes great...i love ya jay

sexy jay is hott........damn

julian by DaPrInCEsS6t9 July 15, 2008

Julian 

Julian’s are the nicest people you’ll ever meet, at first it may be a little awkward to get to know but when you finally start talking you don’t realize how much you have in common. If you ever find yourself a julian you’re pretty damn lucky. They want to make you happy no matter what. Sometimes it’s hard to talk with him about sad stuff because he has a bubbly vibe. They are the funniest beings you’ll ever meet, they know how to lighten the mood. He is pack full with memes, but he can be serious when you need him to be. They love to give compliments and call you beautiful or pretty, no matter what happens they will be on your side. Nothing can get between you and Julian. If you don’t have a julian you better get one because you’re missing out on laughing and spending time with the best person ever.

“Hey, has anyone ever tell you how beautiful you are, because you’re the most beautiful person I’ve ever seen” - julian :)

Julian by notyomom February 3, 2019

Julian 

A type of owl specific to the North Wales coast, known for its distinctive bald head, poor eyesight, large beak and high pitched chirp. Often found in stew.

"Henry, is that a Julian over there? It is, you know! I'm almost sure of it. If only we could hear it's distinctive, high pitched chirp...oh there it goes! Yes, it's definitely a Julian."

Julian by Horace Wimp November 7, 2006