Jobstopper

A Tattoo placed on the head, face, hands,or visible part of the neck that would prevent someone from gaining employment.

Some tattoo shops refuse to give Jobstoppers so as to reduce regret.

by Diablo Pitt July 27, 2008

jooblies

jooblies are crack rocks

Can I get me some Jooblies?

by Reemus July 5, 2005

jobstacle

A mixture of job and obstacle, which are usually required to be completed before one leaves the house.
Most commonly used jobstacles:
1. Clean your room.
2. Feed the dog.

Zerah: Yaye, another day to gorge on frozen coke, unobstructed by --

Mother: Zar! Clean your room first!
Zerah: Damn jobstacles.

by Kontemptuous July 15, 2009

Jooshe

To run your hands through your hair towards the root for the sake of adding volume; a predominantly Yiddish term

Whenever my hair looks drab, I jooshe it and it looks like sex hair. Then I can go out and get some ass at will

by Chris(teena) Cringle January 5, 2011

They Took ye'r joorbs!

A phrase a white person says right after they had just lost their because a person of a different race is willing to work for much cheaper.

Whitey: I lost my job to that fag Mexican

Whitey #2: They took ye'r joorb.

Whitey #3:Te'kk er jerbs! ><

Whitey #4: ?? jerbzz!

by I care June 5, 2005

Hoober Joober

Like a zombie but faster, smarter and they live in the forests or underground. The term is used to describe when you are so scared in the wilderness that you start to think that actual half beast half human zombie creatures are going to prey upon you and your companions.

Have you seen The Descent? Yea that was like the best portrayal of a hoober joober ever.

by ZetaS September 6, 2009

shop the jobsite

Stealing from a construction jobsite.

I shop the jobsite at least twice a week, and sell at fleamarkets on the weekends.

by Worldhead December 4, 2009