Jiffy Popped 

Getting your period at an extremely inconvenient time, then trying to be subtle while explaining it to a man who just isn’t getting it.

I got jiffy Popped the other day in class, and the teacher didn’t understand when I said “my Aunt Flo came to visit”

Jiffy Popped by family guy 772 August 10, 2018

Jiffy Mart Feet 

Dirty bottoms of the feet, as if one walked barefoot from the trailer park, up to the jiffy mart (or other convenience store) to buy a 40, discount smokes, and / or a scratch-off ticket. One of the most common situations in which Jiffy Mart Feet can be observed is that of adult film actresses appearing in amateur and very-low-budget pseudo-professional adult film productions.

She was delivering a quality performance riding cowgirl, but then he rolled her over on her back and into the pinned missionary position. This action revealed that she had a serious case of Jiffy Mart Feet which - against the back drop of Busch Light Draft and an overflowing ashtray on the night stand and that crappy wall paper that they only put in single wides - gave the actress a real sense of authenticity in the scene.

Jiffy Mart Feet by Kid Brooks August 11, 2019

Jiffy Lube 

When you put peanut butter, preferably Jiffy, in a girl's vagina and then bang her hard.

Dude last night I gave this girl a nice oil change.

Really? You gave her the good old Jiffy Lube huh?

Oh yeah. it was sweet.

Jiffy Lube by Little Deb Deb December 14, 2010

jiffy-poppin

when an anus is filled with popcorn kernels and hot butter is poured into it

I love the feel, and he loves the taste, when we do some jiffy-poppin!

jiffy-poppin by j smoove operator January 23, 2010

jiffy lube 

the worst possible facility on earth

i got totally fucked over at jiffy lube.

jiffy lube by Laurie7s April 21, 2006

Jiffy Lube 

When a female while performing a handjob, takes out a container of mustard, squirts it on the penis, and begins to jerk it.

1. "Man, it got so raunchy last night with Heather, she even gave me a jiffy lube.

2. Q. "How far did you go with Grace last night bromontana?"

A. "You won't believe it but she gave me a jiffy lube when we got back to my house."

Jiffy Lube by BrendoBot August 1, 2010

jiffy pants 

pants of any ilk which provide a vibrating stimulus of the sexual variety

here boyo, have you seen my jiffy pants-I want to crack one off.

jiffy pants by toammy November 20, 2004