Jerking off Snailfish

Sitting/standing around doing nothing, bored out of your mind and looking for something to do,

- did you go out to the bar last night?

-no!!!, i sat around jerking off snailfish all night!, you bob or ken didnt call me!

by Bam 9 October 18, 2010

jerkin' the gherkin

Verb. To masturbate. Especially refers to male masturbation. See also spanking the monkey.

Mike said he sprained his wrist by playing the drums, but I know he really did it by jerkin' the gherkin.

by Grandmaster D November 30, 2006

Jerkin' Juice

Juice from jerkin' it.

Damn that bitch is so fine Im bout to make some jerkin' juice to that shit.

by Trent Dur October 30, 2008

jerkin-gerkin-heimer

Adolescent boy who has pictures of naked women on his bedroom walls.

Man, that kid with the nudy posters is such a jerkin-gerkin-heimer. gerkin-heimergerkin heimer

by rbnightmare May 18, 2009

Jerrying

To collapse chestfirst onto the back of someone sitting in front of a computer and stare at their screen.

Nick was trying to program on his computer until Phillip came up and Jerryed him.

Lets go Jerrying at the library.

by That905Guy September 16, 2012

Jerrying

When a person lies . It's another word for Jaswin

That nigga be jerrying . It's a bay word

by Mikeee February 1, 2014

jerril

Loved by his peers with his unique attitude and behaviour. Charming and adorable which cause much attention given to him. Written in the history, angels created this beautiful person. Luck revolves around him and friends around him are blessed by him too! You are lucky to be a Friend or even Jerril’s lover! Angels have made their finest, almost perfection art so far!

Jerril (Normally a name)

by Austin Rachel January 5, 2018