pre-ripped jeans

Jeans that come already "expertly ripped." It ruins what ripped jeans used to be. Ripped jeans used to have a story behind them. For instance, you could have ripped those climbing a fence escaping from your gf's dad.

John: How'd you get those rips on your jeans?
Richy: Well....I'm so cool that my jeans came pre-ripped.
John: You bought pre-ripped jeans. You must be really cool....

by thisissoooomyrealname March 19, 2008

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jenstracted

Unable to concentrate because one is preoccupied by the beauty that is Jensen Ackles, i.e. Dean Winchester and/or the sexiest green-eyed, freckled, full-lipped, bowlegged man on the planet.

My friend: Hello? Hello?! Are you listening?!
Me *daydreaming about what it would be like to meet Jensen Ackles*: Huh? Sorry, I was jenstracted...

by winchxstxrsandpix67 May 28, 2019

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butt jeans

a pair of jeans in which every teenaged girl owns at least one pair with the soul purpose of making the girl's butt look good. butt jeans are different for every girl's unique figure whether they're extra tight in the right places or have curved seams but they all have the same purpose of making a girl's butt look good. and every girl owns at least one pair of butt jeans

girl1: I like your jeans
girl2: thanks these are my butt jeans
girl1: how the heck does your boyfriend get those off?

by the situation August 26, 2013

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dress jeans

A pair of jeans without holes or too much wear and tear that can be worn on semi-formal occasions without embarrassment.

Your going to the Biff and Muffy's party like that?

Yup. Got my dress jeans on with a dress shirt, dress shoes, leather belt and my Rolex. What are you looking at me like that for? I wouldn't look any better in khakis.

by AYYFRON August 14, 2010

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