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jelqmaxxing

Jelqmaxxing denotes the deliberate act of elongating one's penis through controlled stretching maneuvers, thereby aspiring to attain an enhanced vertical dimension
I love jelqmaxxing after a good nights sleep.
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I love jelqmaxxing
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jelqwater

Jelqwater
The a body of water or container of water that has been used in or is planning to be used to be jelqed in
Person A: hey man have you seen my water bottle
Person B: you mean the jelqwater? I already jelqed with it this morning
by EstabanLemonIce April 1, 2024
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Jelqmaxing

Wrapping around your peebis and jorkmaxing while committing cbt to obtain full elongated potential of your pp.
Person 1: I am currently jelqmaxing in Chemistry.
Person 2: K I’ll call you later.
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jelqueef

When you scoop a piece of broccoli with a spoon.
May I use your spoon to jelqueef this broccoli?
by Leathan Jensault April 10, 2024
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jelqueef

To spoon a piece of broccoli. (Particularly with a spoon.)
I loved how you taught me to jelqueef my broccoli easily.
by Leathan Jensault April 10, 2024
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jelqmaxxing

the act of stretching the male shaft of the erotic penis to where it enlarges in length for a short period of time.
“Bro I just got done jelqmaxxing on Mrs. Smith
by Ryda Lewis April 15, 2024
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