The worshiped deity who is the antithesis of the historical figure Jesus. He hates gays, does not allow women to end pregnancies from rapists, believes in Ayn Rand style individualism, guns, hatred of others who do not worship Jeezus, public prayer in schools and political events, and Social Darwinism. When compared to the historical Jesus who told his followers to sell all and give to the poor, render unto Cesar that which is Cesars (pay your taxes), judge not lest ye be judged, pray in your closet unlike the hypocrites who pray on the corner, and the kingdom of god is within you; we can see the direct contrast of the deity worshiped and propped up by some sects of Christianity.
Jesus was a nice guy, he wanted to help the sick, poor, and outcasts of society.
Jeezus carries assault rifles and thinks killing abortion doctors is justifiable.
Jesus said to turn the other cheek.
Jeezus says "Annihilate all those who do not believe in me as you do."
Jeezus carries assault rifles and thinks killing abortion doctors is justifiable.
Jesus said to turn the other cheek.
Jeezus says "Annihilate all those who do not believe in me as you do."
by The Divine Is Within Us All January 3, 2011
Get the Jeezus mug.A slang derived from 'Jesus' when someone is annoyed, angry, or disapointed. It is more socially accepted to say 'jeez' in a negative way then to say Jesus in a negative way.
Jeez (or jee-wiz), why you always have to act like this?
instead of saying
Oh Jesus, why you have to act this way?
instead of saying
Oh Jesus, why you have to act this way?
by slang termz incorporated July 13, 2009
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by LudwigVan December 6, 2003
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1) another way to use the exclamation Jesus spelt differently but pronunced the same.
2) NOT the son of God, this word is useful to use because it doesn't offend Christians because it has a different spelling and a different meaning to our Lord Jesus Christ.
3) what i say when i'm really pissed off or surprised at something
2) NOT the son of God, this word is useful to use because it doesn't offend Christians because it has a different spelling and a different meaning to our Lord Jesus Christ.
3) what i say when i'm really pissed off or surprised at something
1) JEEZUZ! Look at that!
2) Child: "Jeezuz was the son of God."
Teacher: "No he wasn't, Jesus was the son of God"
3) JEEZUZ FUCKING CRIST IM PISSED OFF
*deliberate use of 'crist' so as not to offend anyone at all...arent i nice*
2) Child: "Jeezuz was the son of God."
Teacher: "No he wasn't, Jesus was the son of God"
3) JEEZUZ FUCKING CRIST IM PISSED OFF
*deliberate use of 'crist' so as not to offend anyone at all...arent i nice*
by Lucy-fer in the sky with diamonds August 25, 2004
Get the Jeezuz mug.The arms-extended-upwards palms-facing-out and swaying side-to-side or hopping up-and-down dance done by fervent Christians while in church. Usually seen in more fundamentalist/evangelical churches and "Songs4Worship" commercials. The religious version of jazz hands
What's with that Jeez hands dance they're doing?
That's why Baptists don;t have sex standing up. It leads to dancing.
That's why Baptists don;t have sex standing up. It leads to dancing.
by Dr. Badwrench December 15, 2008
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