Jeff bezos

Jeff bezos is a fat greedy fire breathing reptile, who enjoys frolicking In vast fields of gold and oppressing the working class. This destructive and evil creature is a manifestation of pure greed, caring nothing for anyone but himself and not caring who he hurts. This creature does not obey any laws and instead does anything in the pet suit of more treasure to horde

Jeff bezos is tearing down a historic bridge to make way for his giant money raft of working class subjugation.

by Le potat March 16, 2022

Team Jeff

Religion; strict way of life. Descended from Team Fisher. STRICTLY Anti-Baldwin.

1 - "I blame those greenhouse gasses for global warming!"

2 - "Nah, I reckon it's all down to Team Jeff"

1 - "Whaaa?!"

by TeamJeff November 30, 2010

Booty Jeff

When a jewish man tries to eat a woman out, but she sneezes and he accidentally sticks his nose up her butt hole.

Bro, I totally booty jeffed Sydney last night. It smelled like shut.

by señor snatch March 16, 2015

Jeffin it

The educated art of finding and hiding in bushes to escape enemies.

After causing a pursuit, I saw Jordan jeffin it to escape the police.

by Tasedorca June 29, 2017

Jeff Lynne

British rock star, writer and producer. Some rockmag critics slam his output as being too excessive, but he's more versatile than you might think. He's mostly noted as being the singer, guitarist, songwriter and de facto leader of the unique Electric Light Orchestra, which existed from around 1971 to 1988. They had a string of great hits, were one of the first bands to utilize synthesizers a lot (along with Pink Floyd and others), use a lot of backwards messages on their albums (they got a lot of flak over that by ignorant buttheads. Their 1983 album "Secret Messages" is a reply to that) and they were one of the first bands to use laser shows in their concerts (as well as a model starship). Jeff, an avowed Beatlemaniac got to produce the fine 1987 "Cloud Nine" album by George Harrison. Then he, George, Bob Dylan, Roy Orbison, and Tom Petty formed the supergroup Travelling Wilburys and they had some hits. He also worked with the other Wilburys on their later albums. Also, in 1990 he released his own solo album "Armchair Theater" which highlights his love and roots for 50s rock. When the 3 surving Beatles (the "Threetles" - George, Paul and Ringo) needed help in producing their new songs based on a demo tape John made before he was killed, Jeff Lynne was called in to help. After that he worked with the Threetles on their solo work. There was a temporary ELO reunion of some sorts, but the post-9/11 climate scared many people and the reunion tour was squelched.

Jeff Lynne is more adventurous in his music than most people give him credit for. Check out some of the releases by the afore mentioned artists and you will notice how truly devoted he is to early rock'n'roll music.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice October 21, 2008

Jeff'd

The act of being drunk well beyond what is safe.

Last weekend I got so jeff'd I'm gonna have to take it easy next time.

by franktankerous December 11, 2010

effin' 'n' jeffin'

Another term for swearing made popular by the Karl Pilkington during his XFM days.

There will be no effin' 'n' jeffin' during the funeral.

by bxnzi July 19, 2016