Jalopolized

The act of having a nice, modern item replaced with an old, delapidated, piece of junk.

Originally used in context with a car, or a "jalopy." Now used for just about any item.

I dropped my I-phone 24 in the toilet, and my mother jalopolized me by making me use my brothers old, out-dated flip phone.

My car is in the shop, the rental car sucks - I've been jalopolized!!

by the jalopolizer March 3, 2011

Jalonnie

Coolest guy on earth. If you've ever seen a Jalonnie in person, you kno he smells like a pound of pot anywhere he goes. He's handsome, funny & great in bed.

Holy shit Jalonnie smells like a pound of pot.
Oh my god, Jalonnie is so great in bed!
Girl, look at Jalonnie I heard he's great in bed.

by lorh0mes June 17, 2018

jalopees

Another word for a jalapeno!

Can I have some jalopees on my pizza please...

by Yayakirby42 March 3, 2019

Jaloliddin Satimov

Jaloliddin Satimov is one of a kind of retarded. You may wanna buy protective glasses when you look at him. he is not funny by any means and he probably will be the last person you will ever wanna talk to. When you approach 100 feet of him, there will be a strange sensation of retard in the air.

Guy: Eww, is that an orge?
Girl: No, that's just Jaloliddin Satimov.

by ILoveChunLi34 October 17, 2021

jabloozy

Every offensive slur combined into one word

You stupid jabloozy

by IamFlickr October 6, 2023

the big jaloopa

the big jaloopa is the one thing (object, or experience) in life your most proud of

remember in "98 when we drove all the way to Argentina, that was the big jaloopa.

by knompwomper August 24, 2011

jalopy

an old worn out car

That jalopy ain't worth selling because nobodyelse would be caught dead with it.

by The Return of Light Joker January 10, 2010