jank 

The process of hitting someone until the reach a state of serious injury ; OR, until you steal something from them. Or someting like that.

``He was trying to jank me!"

I stole that from Coach Z. Your mom.

jank by LemonWackyHello June 27, 2004

jank 

lame, ugly, or uncool

OMG her shoes are so jank.

jank by claudiarox January 18, 2008

jank 

straight up steal something from someone being quick and unnoticed

Guy 1: Dude, what were you doin back there?
Guy 2: I just janked that kids shit man.

jank by murrayy32 February 18, 2009

jank 

adj; something that is messed up or bummed out, ugly or stupid retarded

This man tried to sell me this jank car with no radio for $13,000! Is he stupid!

jank by LyricBaybee April 22, 2009

Jank 

bad, messed up, wrong; kind of scandalous

can be good if you say it in a joking way

1. Man, when they took Doug off of Nickelodeon and put him on Disney, that was totally jank!

2. Lol, at the end of Everybody Hates Chris, on each episode, something always happens to him that's totally jank!

Jank by PrincessR November 23, 2009

jank 

(jàngk) noun - quality or action and can function as the subject or object of a verb. 'to jank'

To perform a win or victory over an opponent of superior force with a strategy or action of sub-quality or randomness to a degree of seemed foolishness.

'Captain Kirk really janked Balok when he professed that he had 'corbomite' on board the Enterprise'.

jank by onebadwebmonkey February 21, 2004

jank 

jank is derived from the word junk} and junk is a similie for the word stuff}. So if one were to say

So if one were to say, "nigga that jank is crucial" It would be translated to, "man that stuff is needed"

jank by Prince Vegeta August 11, 2004