jackal

An unathletic, freeloading valueless student at the University of Chicago, distinguished by their pretentiousness, self-entitlement, and general air of douchebaggery.

A slightly migratory species, jackals inhabit the library during finals week, the dining hall during feeding times, and hibernate in their dorms in between. Unlike their territorial namesake, jackals are completely oblivious of others. They create large messes and romp about at all hours of the night, showing utter disregard towards athletes and people with worthwhile goals.

"I fucking hate the Reg during finals week, it's completely overrun by jackals"

Student 1: "I don't have time to wait in line behind all these lazy hipster non-athlete dbags in bartlett"

Student 2: "Yeah, fucking jackals"

Wyatt: "Has anyone seen Dan today?"
Cooper: "No, didn't you hear? he's doing 25-life for going on that jackal killing spree"
Wyatt: "Damn. Well, can't blame him."

by DP's thoughts December 6, 2010

Jackaloon

A person that is both a jackass and a lunatic.

There's no reason why a sane person would ever put mayonnaise in their pockets, he is a certifiable jackaloon.

by gtrslayer284 March 12, 2019

Jackleen

Very talkative, can spend hours on the phone and never runs out of things to say.
Very friendly, attractive usually tall with blonde hair and brown eyes.
Kind, caring and compassionate to those who are less fortunate than her.
Super sexy, she can really take it when in the sack and all of her boyfriends say how lucky they were to have her.
Giggles like a school girl and likes to muck around having harmless fun with those around her.

Boy: "Its been 4 hours and youre still on the phone!! Who are you talking to?"
Girl: "Why Jackleen of course!!"

by Shirley Temple2012 August 30, 2012

Night Jackal

A name, verb, or exclamatory phrase used to denote someone or some action that qualifies as a creeper or stalker and is usually a pedophile. The term is believed to have originated from a real-life stalker-creeper who called himself the "Night Jackal" for a user name on the Internet, was caught masturbating at a local theater in the middle of a Jonas Brothers movie, and is now something of a local celebrity.

Person: Dude, you know that Rahul kid? I heard he invited a group of child trick-or-treaters inside his house and locked the door and chased them around.

Person 2: Oh man! What a night jackal!

by Iamthetalonsofthenight November 15, 2009

jackalope

a rare animal whose mounted head costs $50 in colorado

sucker:man i feel ripped off for this $50 jackalope head!

friend: yeah you dumb ass! those antlers are glued on

by Shtoink September 27, 2006

jacklynn

Jacklynn also known as jak or j is the best person you'll ever meet she's Cray Cray and funny as hell she is beautiful and sexy and has the guys drooling at her feet dont fuck with her or shell kick your ass she's smart and playful and has incredible passion for the things she loves if your her friend she's got your back if you mess with anyone she cares about you better watch your back she's outspoken about her opinion and blunt as hell she would say something like "dont forget to masturbate" to a total stranger and then laugh her ass off she would rather go without makeup (not like she needs it) but if she does do makeup than she makes it look like a 2 year old did it (on purpose of course) she is very silly when she wants to be and loves to be bright

Someone: Jacklynn what are you doing?

jacklynn: putting on my makeup.
someone: you look like a a box of crayons threw up on your face.
Jacklynn: Omg thank you!!

Random stranger: hi
Jacklynn: hi!!!
Random stranger:*walks*

Jacklynn: oh and dont forget to masturbate!!

by Pikachuhat June 18, 2014

Jacklynne

a very pretty girl who is sometimes identified as a bitch. But she is really sweet and fun to be with if you are friends with her.

Boy: "That Jacklynne is so hot.
Boy2: "Definitely. She's a Jacklynne, duh!"

by sk8rgurrlz February 27, 2011