by Macrophone September 29, 2006
Get the mic(ism)mug. by Cappy Ryder July 22, 2009
Get the ISMmug. A religion practiced by millions worldwide
The core beliefs of excuse-ism are
1. I am the best and every time evidence shows otherwise it is somehow a mistake
2. I am never at fault for anything bad that happened even if I actually did it.
3. With a lot of help I can be as good as anyone who needs no help at all.
Due to it's Narcissistic nature, Excusism can not be taught by preachers, it is usually passed on from parent to child through heredity or spoiling.
The core beliefs of excuse-ism are
1. I am the best and every time evidence shows otherwise it is somehow a mistake
2. I am never at fault for anything bad that happened even if I actually did it.
3. With a lot of help I can be as good as anyone who needs no help at all.
Due to it's Narcissistic nature, Excusism can not be taught by preachers, it is usually passed on from parent to child through heredity or spoiling.
Excuse-ism practicer fails out of his 3rd college his/her response will be "I had a rough childhood, I should be allowed to practice medicine because my ADHD and alcoholism are not my fault, even though they will cause the deaths of many treatable patients"
by Awarren January 23, 2009
Get the Excuse-ismmug. A strange condition that affects only the male species causing them to only call a female with the use of fiber optics ONLY after the SUN sets.
Contrairy to popular belief these types of men cannot be repelled with "crosses" and "garlic", but have been known to be wounded by the usage of soap and water (whether holy or plain). There is question as to whether or not this species is affected by sunlight, due to the fact no one has been able to capture one and find out. Studies have confirmed the fact that when a female recieves a phone call by these types of men they ALL seem to want the SAME thing.
A word commonlly associated with married men, or men who are just "NO DAMN GOOD".
Contrairy to popular belief these types of men cannot be repelled with "crosses" and "garlic", but have been known to be wounded by the usage of soap and water (whether holy or plain). There is question as to whether or not this species is affected by sunlight, due to the fact no one has been able to capture one and find out. Studies have confirmed the fact that when a female recieves a phone call by these types of men they ALL seem to want the SAME thing.
A word commonlly associated with married men, or men who are just "NO DAMN GOOD".
by hotenuf13 March 31, 2008
Get the Vampire-ismmug. This is a religion. Only the baddest bitches worship Tomura Shigaraki. This fine ass man deserves the world. He is a god, THE strongest god to ever exist. This man can do anything and can make your wishes come true. If you are a bad ass bitch you should think about worshipping the god Tomura Shigaraki.
by sai shigaraki’s whore April 22, 2021
Get the Shigaraki-ismmug. by thebaddestbiatch March 14, 2021
Get the Baddie-ismmug. josuke-ism is a religion all about josuke higashitkata. everyday we bow down in front of the josuke altar and start praying. after that we lick pictures of his hair to pray him. ✝️ our prayers are „what the hell did you just say about my hair?!“✝️
by dios151cmcock December 20, 2020
Get the josuke-ismmug.