iphone 11

The iPhone that looks like a fidget spinner

The iphone 11 used to flex on you shitty friends

by floppymonkey07 September 13, 2019

iPhone Porn

iPhone Porn is porn played directly on your iPhone via the web site called Pocket Sized Porn. The web site PocketSizedPorn plays Porn videos in a YouTube fashion, allowing iPhone and PC users to enjoy porn with out the need to download content.

The best example for iPhone Porn is the web site called PocketSizedPorn.

by iPhone Porn PocketSizedPorn October 13, 2008

Iphonatic

A person who is overly attached to his/her iPhone.

She is such an iphonatic; she takes it into the bathroom. That iphonatic has 200 apps on his iphone.

by psnack February 11, 2009

iPhone Wanker

Similar to iWanker, an iPhone wanker is someone who feels the need to get out their iPhone for every occasion and quotes phrases such as 'I've got an app for that'

1: Dude what's the football score
2: Let me look; I've got an app for that
1: iPhone Wanker.

by j4k3y July 11, 2011

iphone gamer

Someone who claims to be a gamer, however, all he does that is game related is play free-to-play iPhone games. He probably doesn't own any form of gaming console. The only game probably plays besides iPhone games is Roblox.

Bill: Hey, want to speed-run the new Mario Game?
Chris: Sure!
WIlliam: Hey guys! I got this new cool iPhone game!
Bill: Shut the fuck up, Wlliam! You are such an iPhone Gamer!

by Plasmablaster November 18, 2016

iPhone Secret Handshake

I call the iPhone “the Secret Handshake“.

It’s always some secret move you have to learn; Swipe this way, Swipe that way, Tap three times, Push the UP volume then the DOWN volume then the OFF button to shut down, Swipe up, Stand on your left toe, Rub your belly, Pick your nose, Scratch your left boob (or testical), Pat your pussy (or your junk/basket)…

Testicular: “Shut down your iPhoney”
Booby: “I can’t remember, do I have to stand on my head for this iPhone Secret Handshake?”

by WhyIphoney January 23, 2022

FaceTime No iPhone

1. A basketball term for when you shoot the ball in someone’s mouth.

2. Receiving face from a female.

“Y’all saw that smothered shot, FaceTime no iPhone.”

“Your bitch gave me FaceTime no iPhone.”

by Theguy615 April 4, 2021