invisible hand

A self-gratification move where you sit on your hand till it falls asleep and the proced to masturbate. This gives the illusion that someone else is doing it or that an invisible hand is doing it.

DUDE!!!! last night i gave myself the invisible hand....it was sooooo awesome.

by lonestar June 7, 2004

invisible hand

used by adam smith in "the wealth of nations," it describes the process by which capitalism is self-rectifying.

suppose that in some town with a closed economy, all the smiths decide to collectively raise their prices to make them all rich. when a new smith (or a number of new smiths) joins the industry, realizing that he can have lower prices and still be profitable, the smiths who conspired are forced to lower their prices back down (or will go out of business). this is the invisible hand at work.

by Zeida June 7, 2004

invisible luggage

n. the broadened and exaggerated weightlifters stance used to accentuate one's shoulders, resulting in a look as if they are holding heavy suitcases in either hand. Those with a Naploeon Complex also tend to utilize this technique to overcompensate for their lack of physique.

After Joey left the gym, he walked around his house with invisible luggage and it quickly gave him the reassurance he needed to feel like a powerhouse.

by Snocap September 19, 2006

Invisible Cum

Invisible Cum, when a 11-13yr old boy cums it wont be visible but will be slimy and touchable.

I have Invisible Cum

by Chubbicle February 24, 2019

invisible hand

The 18th century version of the Little Jon "stranger", in which one sits on his hand until it falls asleep, and then beats off.

The invisible hand is the 18th century version of the Little Jon "stranger".

by mr. ronnie d March 25, 2007

Invisible piss

When your pissing most usually on a toilet and the feeling of piss brushes a part of your body most commonly your legs or foot despite no piss actually making contact with any part of your body.

Brain: Dude stop pissing on your leg!
Eyes: There is no piss...
Brain: Oh I had just conducted Invisible piss!

by Дecca December 31, 2020

Invisible Cameraman

The Invisible Cameraman is a character appearing in almost EVERY prank video on Tiktok or youtube shorts. Nobody notices this cameraman, since he is "invisible'.

Obviously, the prank is fake if there is an invisible cameraman. Unless somehow not.

Person 1: hey, check out this cool prank on tiktok!
Person 2: The Invisible Cameraman strikes again.

by HellInferno March 5, 2023