A self-gratification move where you sit on your hand till it falls asleep and the proced to masturbate. This gives the illusion that someone else is doing it or that an invisible hand is doing it.
by lonestar June 7, 2004
Get the invisible hand mug.used by adam smith in "the wealth of nations," it describes the process by which capitalism is self-rectifying.
suppose that in some town with a closed economy, all the smiths decide to collectively raise their prices to make them all rich. when a new smith (or a number of new smiths) joins the industry, realizing that he can have lower prices and still be profitable, the smiths who conspired are forced to lower their prices back down (or will go out of business). this is the invisible hand at work.
by Zeida June 7, 2004
Get the invisible hand mug.n. the broadened and exaggerated weightlifters stance used to accentuate one's shoulders, resulting in a look as if they are holding heavy suitcases in either hand. Those with a Naploeon Complex also tend to utilize this technique to overcompensate for their lack of physique.
After Joey left the gym, he walked around his house with invisible luggage and it quickly gave him the reassurance he needed to feel like a powerhouse.
by Snocap September 19, 2006
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Get the Invisible Cum mug.The 18th century version of the Little Jon "stranger", in which one sits on his hand until it falls asleep, and then beats off.
by mr. ronnie d March 25, 2007
Get the invisible hand mug.One who sides with a troll to cause havoc, usually in which to sabotage one person. These "back-seat" trolls are invisible to society and can't be easily spotted, unlike your normal flamers.
by Anti-Troller July 15, 2010
Get the Invisible Troll mug.Invisible Island was originally made up on a last-minute attempt to create an island pamhplet for an english class. Sense then, it has flourished into an acctual island. No one is really certian where it is, but it is deffinately on Earth. Everything that comes from this island is invisble, except for the people. The people of Invisible Island wear masks and short grass skirts. They never remove their masks, and they never shave. The people only eat things from the island, thus making their poop invisible. Natives often throw invisible poop at visitors. The only thing other than people that are visible on this island are plastic rocks. These rocks come from Tiawan, and natives throw those too. Invisible Island has one mountain, and around that mountain there are crashed planes and copters that flew into the invisible mountian.
by Feli_Vegras November 25, 2010
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