Inverted Blowjob

When ones penis is so large, it goes inside the vagina, and out of the mouth of the girl. Or up the ass and out of the mouth of a male/female.

OMG Cindy, he was so big I ended up giving him an inverted blowjob!

by Back and black January 26, 2013

inverted kanga

The act of sitting back to front on the toilet, leaning back with your ankles up on the cistern or feet on the wall. This produces particularly effective results when suffering diarrhea, with the effect being faeces shrapnel all over the high part of the rear of the bowl, including up under the seat.

I wasn't going to leave that pricks place without making my mark so I snuck off the the bathroom and assumed the inverted kanga on the toilet. He'll be cleaning that for days.

by chench October 5, 2006

inverted penis

When a mans penis is in hibernation all year round and never gets to see the time of day...and the only way to see the head of the penis is to push in the belly button of the person who has the inverted penis.

Hey guys, why cant we ever see Jareds dick?
Because he has an inverted penis that is in hibernation.

by gingerssuck June 2, 2009

Inverted Weggie

This happens when your underwear are violently shoved up your anus as opposed to the traditional straight-up yank.

I was pleasantly surprised when my roommate gave me an inverted weggie.

by Zack March 26, 2004

inverted blumpkin

when a woman is taking a shit, a male goen in and puts his cock in her mouth and she performs oral sex on him.

My girl was taking a shit so I went in a shoved my cock in her mouth ans she gave me an inverted blumpkin

by Donnie May 21, 2004

Inverted Boner

The phenomenon that occurs when a penis shrivels up and shrinks so much that it actually becomes tiny and hard. Usually due to being in the extreme cold or from seeing something disgusting.

Jesus Christ it's freezing outside, my penis just shrank itself into a 1-inch inverted boner!

by CptPoopants April 26, 2012

inverted penis

Vagina

Dwight: Number one: Inverted Penis
Meredith: Could you mean vagina? Because if you do, I want that covered.

by ThE cReAtOr September 18, 2019