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Fecal Incontinence

The inability to control fecal matter from sliding out the anus and into the pant leg.

As a result of too much anal sex, the muscles used to keep the feces inside the rectum literally lose their "tread."
What it's like to have Fecal Incontinence

"Fuck you."
"No! Fuck you! You're adopted."
"Yeah, well, at least I don't shit my pants involuntarily."
".....You're adopted."
by gwaijai June 12, 2009
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inconvenience charge

Slang for "convenience charge," the fee that Ticketmaster/Ticketbastard adds to your ticket price to cover their overhead, labor costs, and hosting bills.
Her: Hang on, this show is only 20 bucks. Why the hell is my credit card about to be charged $32.50??

Him: Yeah, that would be the inconvenience charge. Bastards.
by Shelley McIntyre April 30, 2008
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Indon

A word to call an Indonesian person, or sometimes Indonesia.
Just like the word "nigga", the term isn't necessarily racist and is depending on the context given
1. All Indons should go to hell! (Racist)

2. I just met an Indon a few minutes ago (not racist)

3. Wow that guy is so dumb, just like Indon (racist)

4. One of my friend is from Indon (not racist)
by Ichsunken December 16, 2018
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indonesian flapjack

When a Komodo Dragon watches you have sex, whilst eating a full breakfast, including sausages. (Not that Brown and Serve crap)
Stop at the supermarket, pick up some Jimmy Dean sausage, cause tonight, I'm giving you the Indonesian Flapjack!
by FlapjackKong January 24, 2014
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ilton

An ilton is like a milton, however iltons are very sweet to eat, and miltons are very poisonous.
Yo man, want some nice, juicy iltons?
by Jonhan October 9, 2016
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incontibent

When you can't control you bladder and or anal sphincter on account of excessive alcohol consumption.
Guy: Guys I can't make it tonight. I pregamed too hard and got incontibent.
Guy 2: Oh fuck, you need extra toilet papers?
by njriv June 19, 2016
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Inconsonants

When a person is intoxicated and reaches a point where their personal alphabet is reduced to vowels aeiou, and sometimes y.
Omg man - please stop getting this woman shots of tequila. She has a terrible case of inconsonants. She just looked right at me and said “Ay! You uouiioueioa ueioiyeeaauio you uuiuy. Yea, u o I ee?”
by TexasCookieMonster January 12, 2020
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